I just shat myself in my maths exam

Basically we were sitting down doing maths and I, being a dumbass, didn't go to the toilet first, thinking I could hold it. However, when we got in the exam I realised I had deceived myself. My stomach started groaning insanely loudly after the first 10 minutes and I got really scared the invigilators would tell me off.

The previous day I had explosive diarrhea so I probably should have been more prepared but I wasn't. After about 45 minutes I couldn't even do the paper any more. I had to focus on not shitting myself - it felt like if I even budged over in my seat, the seal would break and it would come gushing out. It was horrible.

Eventually I literally couldn't hold it more. While desperately clasping the sides of the desk for support I accidentally dropped my pen. Shit. Dangerously, I leaned over to pick it up and that's when it happened. Diarhhea started exploding out my ass.

It came with such force that it BROKE THROUGH my trousers and pants and sprayed all over the desks behind me, drenching the 3 people behind me like some sort of shit shotgun. Of course by now the entire exam hall was screaming but I was just wimpering. People started throwing up, covering their exam papers with puke as well as the shit already there. I was on one of the back rows, so the shit silhouettes of the students covered in it were stained on the wall.

I got excluded and the students affected will get special considerations. My future is ruined.

Jun 16, 2023, 7:08 PM
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This is funny but at the same time disgusting

i was the cleaner who cleaned the wall.

what da hell is this lol

a certified wasteof classic

Why did I just notice this, this is so funny I have TEARS ON MY FACE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

did this really happen

they’re going to have to pay the janitor extra…

bold of you to assume it hasn’t happened to me

masterpeice

i love copypastas

i somehow also dreamt of this being on some shitty creepypasta wiki

This is going to make it on the all time trending page

well shit literally happened

I suppose this post is very spicy

it’s the greatest post of all time

It was actually from the GCSE subreddit

100th comment lol

Let’s gooo

One of the first things that greets me to this nice little platform is a story about a person shitting themselves during math class. huh.

how does this have 93 comments

everyone was so supportive of my tragic incident - however I and my classmates have moved on from it.

*my classmates and I πŸ€“

oh oops sorry didn’t realise it was a comment thread you were replying to

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