earthdevs's avatar @earthdevs

It has come to our attention that the organs in your body are weighted towards your torso. So, in a move that would impress any UI designer, we're pushing an update soon that "fixes" this giant and game breaking issue.

Changes made:

  • Vital organs in legs

  • Leg durability has been reduced

Happy. . . Leg. . . Something. Earthlings.

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owl's avatar @owl

Imagine being born in 2025 and getting this horrendous update

earthdevs's avatar @earthdevs

It's rolling out to EVERYONE

-gge's avatar @-gge

can i opt out

earthdevs's avatar @earthdevs

No. Have fun, liver legs

-gge's avatar @-gge

will online features be disabled if i dont get this update

earthdevs's avatar @earthdevs

Common misconception, Earth is an always online title.

adventuremase's avatar @adventuremase

can i have my liver in my legs

earthdevs's avatar @earthdevs

You get left kidney