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False. Breath of the Wild was not the Nintendo Switch’s “killer exclusive”, because 1-2-Switch was the Nintendo Switch’s “killer exclusive”. This is because 1-2-Switch is the greatest game of all time.

Source: I am @leaks.

it’s somewhat poetic how a zelda game that was in development for at least five years and was supposed to be the wii u’s “killer exclusive” instead turned out to be the switch’s killer exclusive* and killed the wii u in the process

*at least pre-odyssey anyways

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can confirm that the us will have some kind of relationship with venezuela for the foreseeable future

@leaks need u for this one

The US might invade Venezuela soon!

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@leaks has yet another important update to share. Please view it at your earliest convenience if you wish to be updated on all things leaks.

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1242255730/

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fake news

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@leaks has an important update to share. Please take a look.

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1238079817/

CONFIRMED ✅

Can confirm that wasteof is officially saved because I reposted this.

#savewasteof

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The next Apple TV will not be sold bundled with blueberry muffins.

✅ CONFIRMED… for some reason

@leaks legit?

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Society as a whole will continue to do things.

To prepare for her role as ILoveTimHortons in The wasteof.money Movie (2026), Hatsune Miku will, uh…. sell pizza or something, I dunno.

To prepare for his role as Vice President Late in The wasteof.money Movie (2026), Jack Black will read all of Late’s wasteof posts in a fruitless attempt to find any mention of the word “octagon”.

can confirm

jeffalo’s current coordinates: 43.47154041202852, -80.54283430578312

it’s time for my return

10 likes and i reveal a secret about jeffalo

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To prepare for his role as President Kiwi in The wasteof.money Movie (2026), Adam Sandler will NOT get a job at H&R Block.

This is because he is an actor, not a tax preparer.

To prepare for his role as King Jeffalo in The Wasteof.money Movie (2026), Chris Pratt will Google “What the @$&!*# is a Wasteof.money”.

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