@leaks

Certain airlines will continue to offer in-flight movies, either for free or for an additional cost.

@ilovetimhortons will still love Tim Hortons for the foreseeable future.

knew it

idk

legit

According to my sources, multiple people will catch the common cold tomorrow.

Deltarune 2: Electric Boogaloo will not be announced today.

can confirm it will end either before, at the same time, or after the following programs end:

• the simpsons (not likely to die anytime within our lifespan)

• family guy (not dead, but we’ll see what happens)

• pokemon: the series (oh yeah this does still exist)

• spongebob squarepants (ask me again in five years when they’ll be releasing the fifth movie)

• nfl on abc (wait people watch the nfl on abc)

• nfl on cbs (wait people watch the nfl on cbs)

• nfl on nbc (wait people watch the nfl on nbc)

• nfl on fox (no notes, banger theme song)

• the tonight show (not dead, but following recent developments, on death row)

• the weather channel (like the entire channel)

• cnn (also like the entire channel)

sigh confirmed…

@kiwi will inevitably buy yet another dumb Invader Zim Funko Pop, despite how much he says “this’ll be the last time”.

According to industry analysts, at least one person will be successfully ragebaited this week.

The next version of Minecraft: Java Edition will use Java.

after approximately 25 seconds of analysis i can confirm: legit

To play Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, users will need to select the game’s icon on the Nintendo Switch HOME Menu.

legit