Too old to trick-and-treat. Too unpopular to go to a Halloween party.
I guess it’s just me and my mashed potatoes, reading posts from the goat 

Shout-out to my goat joshatticus once again for adding blocking to wombat. It's honestly just a really convenient feature to have
Not to downplay any tragedies but I feel like Nepal gets hit with so many earthquakes that we kind of ignore it. Like if you told me they got struck yesterday I’d believe it. Whereas when turkey or the U.S. gets struck, it’s a big deal because it rarely happens
“i ain't here to fix the machine, I'm here to put neon colored wrenches in the gears to see what sound it makes”
SOCIALISM MEDIA: Holdout Soviet-Era Communist Soldier Found To Be Spreading Evil Ideology On Discord Server!!
Infecting the fragile minds of our youth with CAPITALIST HATING, STALINIST PROPAGANDA, our coked-up team of online sleuths has uncovered a DANGEROUS 99-year-old Soviet guerrilla who has been FIGHTING the Cold War in a voice channel with his Discord kittens for 79 STRAIGHT YEARS!!!
This stories headline was written and suggested by n1f3r on Discord, thank you!

People are giving out Kinder Buenos this year for Halloween… I don’t know who started that but thank you so much. If my whole bag was filled with them I would not be complaining at all.
Hello everyone. We are going to be reading through the New Testament for about a year. I will try to post a verse from the daily reading every day, maybe with a comment on it. Account run by @oren.
Plan for anyone who wants to follow: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18L9dyQEE7LZdpBB_D7koNseDNfy3Hu6RAMGoLkGuRvc/edit?usp=drivesdk