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BREAKING: A video game was just canceled after about 15 seconds of development.
Unfortunately, I have no further details to share, because the only development that took place was one guy having an idea for a game and then quickly forgetting about it.
hi, i’m kiwi! :)
male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more!
extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page
extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
discord: kiwi.two
here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:
“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following
mojang cooked, the ghasts happy smile, goggles and saddle are adorable lol
i made this account 1 year ago (though i first joined on another account all the way back in 2022!)
i’ve really enjoyed my time chatting with this small but awesome community, looking forward to seeing what happens next in wasteof history :)
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Secret Plot To Undermine Auriali’s Power Revealed After Wasted Onion Journalist Added To Discord Group Chat
WORLDWIDE—In a jaw dropping act of incompetence, a secret plot to weaken Auriali’s power was revealed after a journalist working for The Wasted Onion was added to a Discord group chat. On Monday evening, Timmy Harlow, editor-in-chief and child slave on a cocoa farm in Ghana at The Wasted Onion was added to a Discord group chat named “Auri small group” by @da-ta. It is believed that Mr. Harlow was added unintentionally, after da-ta replied “FUCK” when Mr. Harlow made himself known to the group chat. Other participants of the group chat included wasteof.money owner @Jeffalo, renowned shrimp enthusiast as well as Vice President @Perrin, and penguin @Esben. The messages broadly focus on a plot to interfere with @Auriali’s perceived growing power that has seen her rename the Universe to “Uwuniverse” and turn off automatic breathing features for humans, replacing it with a subscription service. In adherence to the highest journalistic standards and the dangers to national security if certain portions of the group chat were to be made public, The Wasted Onion has bravely decided to recklessly release the full text conversations without redactions.
I am here to announce that I will be suing @wastedonion for leaking classified information. This is a severe threat to our nation, and wastedonion is clearly some sort of Chinese hacker, to get into our top secret government communication platforms the Department of Intelligent Secretive Communication Online Record Distribution, otherwise know as D. I. S. C. O. R. D. See you in court.
Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads
https://theonion.com/hims-announces-erections-will-soon-feature-ads/
i just opened 6 back to back rejection letters and have not been accepted to a single university in the US yet.
this might be a sign from the universityverse
