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I do not understand why anyone would preorder something like the switch 2. Is the idea that you trust Nintendo to be good enough that you don’t need to see reviews before buying? but why not just wait till it’s out and then buy it? is it cheaper? it’s not like there’s any holidays right now that justify needing it right now right? it’s not a need now item unless your livelihood revolves around Nintendo products right? also there’s likely issues with first batches of a new product right? so why not wait a month? is it just manufactured FOMO? what’s with this consumption culture? hello??
it’s 01:30, I just got back to my house, and this is what we in the business like to call a waste of money
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LEAK: According to insider reports, someone will spend money on Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour in the near future.
I pity them.
walking out of your dorm to see a petting zoo is peak!!!! there were goats and alpacas man
prepending “Swiss” before everything makes my life seem much more interesting than it really is.
just took the Swiss train from my Swiss private school to a Swiss bank to open a Swiss bank account, about to go eat dinner at a Swiss restaurant
wow who would’ve guessed the guy who was buddies with Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell and flew on Epstein’s plane dozens of times and has a reputation of making lewd misogynistic comments towards women and openly admitted to creeping on underage girls at pageants he hosted and has been accused of raping dozens of women including girls as young as 13 is on the Epstein list
who could have possibly seen this coming
realized i overshared too much in my time of having this wasteof account and now i put myself and people i know in danger.
as a result, i asked jeffalo to completely wipe my account.
also, i changed my discord username so you can’t conact me with the one i shared publicly anymore.
nice knowing you guys o7
historians should really stop using the words “modern” and “contemporary”. you’d think they’re the group that understands the passage of time the best 
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