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Today I graduated summa cum laude and formally acquired my Bachelors of Arts in graphic design!
now to find a job and start paying off my student loans (a herculean task in of itself)
Why is everything QWERTY, yet the keyboard on TV’s are alphabetically ordered. It always throws me off.
Dad lore is too crazy, cause my dad just revealed that someone who went to his small town church apparently went to Alcatraz, escapes, helped other people escape, wrote a book about it, and then went back to Alcatraz. And my Dad was friends with his son, who helped his dad commit more bank robberies.
I just shat myself in my geography exam
I wear nappies sometimes because I have anxiety and am always terrified of wetting myself (they also make my ass look bigger)
Anyways, we got into our geography exam and I started needing to go kinda bad. We had Mexican at school yesterday and, whilst I only had the lasagne with taco mince, not one of those notoriously spicy foods, it did make me kinda worried. I've been revising geography rlly hard since like forever so I was pretty confident that I'd be OK and I just had to lock in.
Within 20 minutes tho, it started getting rlly bad, it was actually horrible, my whole stomach was cramping. I made it until the river section and I just couldn't hold it anymore and the shit just started flooding into the back of my nappy. I was ACTUALLY shitting myself. If that wasn't bad enough, my body decided it wanted me to go kms and i started passing myself, right then, right there
So I'm just in my chair, around half the time is still there, covered in a nappy, filled with piss and shit. I pass well as a girl and am confident with my skirt being pretty high, so I probably looked like a fat toddler, I doubt anyone missed it, although no one has mentioned it to me yet
The exam finally ends and everyone goes, but I don't because I'm just completely frozen. An invigilator looks at me from across the room her face changes and she comes rushing over, before finally taking me out through the back door. They asked me if I wanted my parents to pick me up, but I must have looked rlly worried because they just let me walk home (I live in the same town as my school) so I could have some privacy
I'm almost done crying now, my parents think I just did horrible on the test, which I probably did, but they know nothing. I’ve got to go back in tmr, so that will be fun ig
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk guys
research in my major is awesome, i am willingly taking on 3 different projects just because they’re fun and I thought they would be funny to join
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Edit: i guess we adding venting to this list too
Tumblr please take a fucking hint, I follow a music production community, why do you keep recommending me suggestive furry art 
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happy to announce i won’t be accepting a luxury plane from qatar
mainly because they have yet to offer me one
Soooo now the new terms and conditions for SoundCloud state that they’re using music to train AI
Well obviously i’m not very thrilled with that, soooo i’m boycotting SoundCloud now
i have a few wasted onion headlines i didn’t think were good enough or i didn’t flesh out before they kinda became irrelevant, so here they are:
Trump And Biden Fall Asleep Together In Each Other’s Arms During Popes Funeral
White House Slams Amazon After Accidental Delivery Of Bottle Of Urine To Mar-A-Lago From Sleep Deprived Delivery Driver
UK Government Successfully Meets 2025 Target To Cut All Homeless People In Half
Lazy Motherfucker Da-ta Finally Makes A Goddamned Wasteof Post
New Pope Leo XIV Is Actually Virgo
Costco Founder To CEO: ‘Even If You Don't Raise The Effing Hot Dog, I Will Kill You.’
Kier Starmer To Be Cast As Headteacher Wagging His Finger While Teenage Boy Stabs His Female Classmates In Adolescence Season Two
JD Vance Releases Debut Kawaii Metal Album Under ‘DJ Vance’ Pseudonym
Glaswegian Invents New Language By Speaking A Little Faster Than Normal
Nintendo Pirates Grand Theft Auto VI
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