I like how jeffalo doesn't realize that all his followers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me repost this on my other accounts
Just because the updates stopped doesn't mean I did 

Electric guitar update time
Still hate those chords, what are you gonna do? I just need to practice more.
Got me a new amp, it's portable and cool. Hooray.
I've been learning Undone (the sweater song) and Traveler's song from Outer Wilds. Pull offs and hammer ons are really hard. More practice needed.
This has been your semi-irregular electric guitar update, thanks for tuning in.
God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave
https://theonion.com/god-admits-he-no-longer-loves-humanity-but-is-too-afraid-to-leave/
And Update From The Editor: After we got The Wasted Onion's salaried mafia to hunt down the owners of ImgBB and waterboard them sufficiently, we are happy to announce that ImgBB is operational again! Do not ask however if the owners of ImgBB are alive, that is none of your goddamn business.

I hope it didn't break it's back when it fell
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