getting laid is great
getting off is great
so you’d think getting laid off is fantastic.
Y’all. #LifeUpdate. I’m boutta demolish a Chicken Caesar Salad. Hope everyone has a wonderful night.
a horse walks into a bar
the bartender asks, “friday?”
“yup that’s me”, says the horse
someone prob already did this and idc but i want to make a tamagotchi like app but in order to keep your pet alive you have to not be on your phone
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: New Clause In Updated Scratch Terms Of Service Says Scratch Team Has Full Rights To Your Soul

Compressor just reached over 100 stars on GitHub in the first week! Yippee! This is the most attention any of my projects has ever gotten :D

I, John Leaks, will be suing scratch for one dollar because I don’t like the TOS changes. Updates to follow.
no,
getting laid = positive; getting off = positive;
and as we know because of the implication two positives makes a negative
#TheoryDisproved
getting laid is great
getting off is great
so you’d think getting laid off is fantastic.
we could a snow day today and it’s the most chill weather oat
for context: my uni has a reputation for never closing. even under absolutely terrible conditions
my school refuses to give us a day off when there are wind chills as low as -30 deg, how wonderful
Scratch has new terms of service which ensure you don't own your projects; in fact, they can all be used for AI. There is also an anti arbitration clause, and stricter age and location verification