So we all know of those random Chinese companies with extremely random names that sound vaguely english. But i was looking for a cheap watch on amazon….

don't knock it till you try it!
today's the day chat
today is going to be my last day
drinking
smoking
procrastinating
cursing
eating junk food
being lazy
cheating
larping
gooning
saying 6 7
lying
threatening
robbing
bombing
punching
kicking
sliming
overall assaulting
scamming
finessing
serving fent
impersonating police
avoiding a job
harboring fugitives
committing war crimes
slandering
drinking soda
vaping
showering
and trying to conquer the tri state area
there's no looking back yall
this is the new me 


3 years strong 
In memoriam of @president25, I thought I’d share a few other designs I made for the account that didn’t make the cut for me. Hopefully another election can be held at some point in the future! I personally find it a fun thing to do and leads to some pretty funny stuff. But for now, thank you for your service, President Kiwi! 



bros posting worm links… the chuddening has begun
don't worry guys, i'll make chlorine gas and post an official review on its taste later today https://worm.eris.cafe/posts/6a6edbf42f994596b28ac7d3#6a70d1852f994596b28ac868