If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work.
I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die.
Clearly, his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers.
I told you, Skyler, I warned you for a solid year: you cross me, and there will be consequences.
The Universe is Random. Not Inevitable. It's simple Chaos.
Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye!
I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.
You add plus a douchebag to a minus douchebag and you get, Like, Zero Douchebags.
You know how they say 'it's been a pleasure'? Well... it hasn't.
The fun’s over. From here on out, I’m Mr. Low Profile. Just another douche bag with a job and three pairs of Dockers. If I’m lucky, month from now, best-case scenario, I’m managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.
Now, hey, remember, not all learning comes out of books.