@kiwi
hi, i’m kiwi! :)
male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more! active here basically every day
extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page
extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
discord: kiwi.two
here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:
“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@the-owlsss”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following
how to make a horror game (easy tutorial)
1.) find a game for either the nintendo 64, the ps1, or ms-dos
2.) find something ever so slightly unsettling about that game
3.) rebrand the game to look like a parody
4.) gradually overexaggerate the slightly unsettling detail you found in step 2
5.) add a random jumpscare at the end with no explanation
6.) export game and release it on itch.io or steam or something with the promise that it’s a “completely harmless game! :DDDD”
7.) repeat steps 1-5 forever until you generate free money
this post is hilarious, i love the little joke about what happened to the guy’s vacation plans at the end. well done to the guy who made this, this is truly the greatest post on wasteof
@wuilly …i take it this is why wasteof doesn’t support tags? :D
I just added some galvanized square steel and some of my aunt’s extension screws to my room. #Blessed #FeelinGood #DoNotLookInsideMyBasement #Hashtag #Lit #VerifyOren #dontStandWithYada #PewDiePie #MrBeast #MrBeastGaming #WasteOfMoney #Jeffalo #Jeffalonet #Nezon #Wom #JanuaryFourteenthNineteenSeventySix #GalvanizedSquareSteel
After countless failed attempts, Auto Play Area by Jax has been verified!
Watch the verification video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw1IReF2_6c
still impressed by that time everyone shut down their subreddits for two whole days because reddit’s api changes were awful
like, that’s one of the few times everyone on the internet stopped arguing with each other and faced the bigger enemy
still a bit sad that entire protest never amounted to any change to the api rules
it’s so apollover
> HINT: PASSWORD IS AN ANIMAL
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join
set up profile
realize it’s supposed to be like discord, it’s not a twitter clone
engage in friendly conversations with users
realize you shouldn’t use meower
switch to meo instead
realize you shouldn’t use meo
switch to meo experimental instead
engage in more friendly conversations with users
receive one sus message from someone
run, don’t walk, to the nearest exit
eyes: closed
me: tired
brain: HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DUMB THING YOU DID EARLIER TODAY?! LET’S THINK ABOUT ONLY THAT!
i tried to beat a super hard geometry dash level (real)
video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGsIJ1-xRQQ
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> PASSWORD 2
> Please enter the password.facts again
facts
Thank you for joining us and welcome back to another episode of Wasteof Geographic. Today, we are looking at the elusive creature @kiwi. Our scientists have been observing one that they tracked down for a little while now, and now we have a rough idea about this creature.
This wasteofer seems to be obsessed with boxes, and they talk constantly quiet and calm, even if observations show they're mad. You can only call one over if you're within it's hearing range, in which you simply just loudly say something along the lines of, "Can I have a pancake, please?" Upon saying this, the creature will immediately triangulate your location and come to you, not only gracing you with it's presence, but also some pancakes.