@kiwi

hi, i’m kiwi! :)

male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more!

extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page

extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2

discord: kiwi.two

here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:

“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following

i reported a user who was clearly violating the /rules for the first time

i feel so p o w e r f u l

what a fascinating statistic, i wonder how that happened?

fun fact: the first comment ever posted on youtube was, rather unsurprisingly, the word “LOL!!!!!!!”

let’s play “steamed hams but it’s a wasteof comment thread”. just reply to the bottommost comment, continuing the script of that skit i think everyone’s familiar with by this point. i’ll start.

when this comment was posted, we reached peak scratch

…and then coolkat was arrested for water balloon pelting and was never seen or heard from again.

update on this creepy guy: he changed his username, it’s @kiwi now… but that’s my username! and not only that, but he has the same join date, profile picture, description, follower count, and surprise color as me too! what are the chances?! and he’s still online every time i log on to wasteof!

i’m telling you, something really strange is up with this guy! who could it possibly be?!?!?!

does anyone intentionally mark all their notifications here as unread to build up their notification counter?

and so ends the 2-year saga of waiting for a new post from @lgmproductions

i love how literally every time i go into any store selling video games, this one is always in there somewhere just because absolutely no one wants it

this is the greatest “add everything” studio i’ve ever seen

new username :D

(thanks to @redstrider for the suggestion)

(and thanks to @toaks for backing up said suggestion)

“preeeeow”

- the paper, homestar runner

this random person i don’t know sent me a dm request on discord a while back. while i obviously didn’t respond, at least is very nice to meet me

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for