@kiwi

Hi. Turning off the all lowercase for a second because I need to get some input on something.

I’ve been running the @leaks account in semi-secret for about five months now, and I think I should probably ask - is this joke getting stale? And if it is, should I take a break from using the account? If not a complete cease of activity, how do you guys suggest I reinvent the account to not just be the same old “Nintendo Switch 3 will have a controller with buttons!!!” being repeated over and over again?

Any thoughts on this are appreciated.

remind me what 2,715 + 5,932 is again?

@leaks am i a real person?

slightly concerned as to how many of my current internet friends are gonna have “last active 14 years ago” listed on their discord accounts in the distant future

“what are we, some kind of waste of dot money?”

i feel old

what’s your guys’ favorite paperweight? here’s mine

invader zim: enter the florpus is absolute cinema

props to tomorrow corporation for consistently making banger games

(ignoring the fact that they only have six total games, four if you’re only including ones they actually developed)

i find it funny how everyone else is excited about the switch 2 releasing, meanwhile i’m over here buying my long-distance friend’s old wii u for $85 because he’s saving up to buy a switch 2 with the profits

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ok ko creator is spitting facts

yeah, why? i’ve always noticed that they

i thought the onion was supposed to be satire