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@president can we enact a ban on companies using this terrible art style

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why does youtube keep recommending me videos from channels i’ve never even heard of that have like 23 views

me draw autism nerd girl in my pfp

me think draw good

← my bio has been moved to alpha to save space

if you’re not there already, you can view it here: https://alpha.wasteof.money/users/kiwi

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HOW DID I GET HERE

Tomorrow I will begin work on Tweetof.money which will be a wasteof client but it looks like 2015 Twitter because I think it would be cool

By the way tweetof.money will not be the link so don't click that because idk if there's anything there, wasteof just made the link clickable because it tends to do that

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scary

why did i only realize last night at like midnight that yakko, wakko, and dot from animaniacs aren’t actually meant to be based on any particular animal

fifth

semi-frequent kiwi film review slash rant time

today i saw the day the earth blew up: a looney tunes movie in theaters, and i really liked it! i’m not a huge looney tunes fan or anything, but it was hilarious, and i was very impressed!

i won’t spoil anything, but just know that the trailer is… really bad compared to the actual movie.

what irks me about this film is not that it’s bad; it’s very good. it’s that it’s a hundred times better than space jam 2 was, yet almost nobody knows this movie even exists. it’s only grossed $4 million at the box office so far because there was next to no marketing, which i blame on the fact that warner bros didn’t even want to distribute the movie. instead they gave the rights to a small indie studio nobody’s heard of.

but like… why would they do that? they had something good here! …but what do i know about running a multi-billion dollar company. at the very least, this movie came out, was fantastic, and wasn’t locked in a vault to exploit a tax loophole like a certain other looney tunes film i won’t shut up about… cough cough

so uh… i hate to sound like a walking advertisement, but if you like looney tunes or just have my sense of humor, go see this movie! while most people may not know about it now, i have a feeling this one will get some kind of cult following in the future…

overall rating: go watch it/10

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i discovered infinity train

this is the show they took off of every streaming platform and forced people to pirate?! it’s so good though!

i recommend it… if you know where to look

been having a lot of fun testing out @hatch lately, here’s my profile and a few of my projects!

https://dev.hatch.lol/user/?u=k

https://dev.hatch.lol/project/?id=7

https://dev.hatch.lol/project/?id=9

what ai-generated crap did youtube recommend me

this isn’t even the movie, this is a 1 hour and 27 minute slideshow of random finding nemo images with a tts voice reading the finding nemo article on wikipedia over and over again 💀

i mean, i wasn’t expecting the movie, but i also wasn’t expecting… whatever this is

here’s the link if you want to watch it for the lols: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDi_do0AkzQ

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my quest to discover obscure social media sites continues - i’m now on spacehey!

https://spacehey.com/kiwi2

why do so many “parent reviews” that i’ve seen on common sense media read like they were written by eight-year-olds even though there’s a dedicated section for kid reviews

do parents not know how to create accounts for their kids properly or something