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the dumbest man alive on their way to the 4542th name change
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just realized Yoshikage Kira’s name is literally wordplay for “Shadow Killer” or “Peaceful Killer” or however the frick you’d properly interpret it

(the kanji in “Kira” (キラ) is actually one letter off from “Killer” (キラー), and “Yoshikage” (吉景) stands for “Peaceful”, “Justice”, “Righteousness” or “Morality”, if you were to split it up, “Yoshi” (ヨシ) means “Good luck”, “good”, “virtuous”, “respectable”, while “Kage” means “Shadow” (影) or “Other side”. AKA “Kira” is the only entirely correct thing in his name, whilst the other half of his name is only partially correct, since he lacks righteousness or morale, virtuouality and respectability, atleast if you know his “other side”.)

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Jun 21, 2024, 9:57 PM
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did you know that did you know is a questioning sentence asking if you knew something

welcome to the underground

time to undo my sin of not posting (oh no)

“Piracy is illegal”

wait, PIE-RACING is illegal?

time to go sail the pirate ship then

i doubt anyone gets the joke

Finally got another kérelem to correct the time I’m going home without needing to wait extra time and painfully thinking out of my head as to what the heck I’m doing with my life

hello everybody

take these 2 screenshots of a conversation i had with a fellow comrade (aka hungarian)

dont mind typos, some characters (ű,ő) just arent supported in the font

“good”

“well what now”

“good question, better than my will to live” (me)

“now THAT xd”

“it’s worth more than my will to live, really” (me)

“Just discovered that if I emote using pipis”

“alphys dies”

“In hungarian, this” (me)

“Because my partner right now”

“without context would be the weirdest” (me)

(Down to up!)

“I was lazy for days” (me)

“Okay what’s your LV”

“56” (me)

“YOU WHAT" / “WHAT”

“xdddddddd” (me)

“after i reached lv20 i said”

“i farmed a lot” (me)

Feb 13, 2024, 5:12 PM
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toilets were invented in 1884 by a guy literally named Thomas Crapper

I wish history class actually teached that crap as well instead of leaving people up to find it out themselves if they have the chance

god im glad i got git

the amount of times i’d have to restart ff now rather than just refresh SA is ginourmous

You and an astronaut go to space.

He asks if you want anything.

What do you respond with?

“Give me some space!”

me when i notice that one guy dressed up as a USSR sergeant during farsang and proceeded to scream “Glory to Arstotzka!” (Arstotzka being a place from Papers, Please!) at the top of their lungs in hungarian

Me when I encounter a new Microsoft Office version:

“hey, i’ll give you some of my bread-”

“OUR bread.”

Feb 11, 2024, 11:35 AM
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