@theycallhermax

im a wasteof user yay
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what is wrong with me

ngl vanilla laptops should have touch bars

i wanna practise german because i wanna move to germany

me: *tells this guy the gayest thing ever*

john person: you’ve hit rock bottom

*meows at you* :3

i wish i were so much shorter

yeah the notifications are annoying me now

gonna stop using fedi for a little while

so what if i pull up to school in a skirt?

i get literally 16 notifications per minute

i wanna cuddle a ‘haj

the 3 “X”s problem

we currently have 3 “X”s - “X” itself, threads, and bluesky. we don't need any more “X”s. lilypad aims to be the third tumblr, making tumblr itself, cohost, and lilypad

what is an “X”?

an “X” is characterised by:

  • completely featureless black and white theme, rarely with small amounts of blue

  • owned by a huge corporation who are clearly focused on making large sums of money

  • incoherent or unsearchable branding

these tropes are often made fun of, but inexplicably draw large user bases.

then what makes a tumblr?

a tumblr is characterised by:

  • very distinct and coherent design style and theme

  • user-focused app (themes, content, asks, etc)

  • fun (mascots (see cohost’s eggbug), colour, brand accounts have a personality (see tumblr’s twitter))

conclusion

the world needs more tumblrs. go ahead and start a silly little wasteof clone, there are/were already a few (darflen, postLit). you might learn something new, and you'll definitely feel happier than scrolling the latest “X”.

i just tried to type “when” and i typed “length” instead

i think my alternate identity is trying to tell me something

one of my fedi followers said that they’re going to be going to see fireworks with their family and they wouldn’t be back until 11 pm

they never posted since then, and i’m kinda concerned for them

Feb 26, 2024, 8:06 PM
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