i can follow myself

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i discovered this quicker than you so i am automatically better than you /j

"3 days ago"

by quicker i mean quicker after creating the account

it took you multiple days, it took me just one.

no

i knew it when i joined 56 secs ago

well my joke makes no sense then. keep this reply in mind, there is a chance it may be my last words.

they were not my last words. i get to live another day