IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
We are now aware that @apple has stolen our username and have attempted to impersonate us. Unfortunately, we will have to take this to court. This is a serious issue and could trick costumers into purchasing non-genuine products. For now, please do not listen to anything @apple says, until we re-gain ownership of the account.
Thanks for your understanding, Apple Inc.
(note: please remember that this account is only a joke, and posts and comments are meant for comedic purpose. this account only tries to mimic apple in a comedic way)