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Six funny comebacks:

1. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

2. You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

3. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

4. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

5. Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

6. Your face makes onions cry.

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