the little hat on my head is actually a traffic cone. its been with me since 2019 christmas

origins of it is, well, dumb. i found the cone on the street, found on the sidewalk mostly. the reason why i had to wear is because theres no (christmas) hats that fit me, some are too small, WAY too big. so thats why i saw it and wore it. now the traffic cone has shrunk a bit, or its just me. but that concludes the funny hat question that nobody had that i know of.