I am a beanist

I practice beansism

I praise the beans god

And I throw beans all over people to bless them and also annoy them but pretend im blessing them :)

Bean religion sure is great

Side note- since when was it 3:30 am?

Jul 6, 2022, 8:30 AM
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Edited to remove an edit that said “If you can’t tell this is a joke” because I decided to write that in a comment instead

Edit: if you can’t tell this is a joke

and when i click the post the edit is gone

How did I know that would happen? (in comment above I said I decided to write that in a comment instead because- yes)