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hey guys i live in arizona and recently went on a tragic trip to hawaii. There was this really rude shark, at first I thought he was going to be my friend and could have come back home with me. Sadly, he decided to bite my ears off. Hearing Aids Of Hawaii is a great company because they tracked the shark (I named him Lil' Jimmy) and fought with him in an amazing underwater wrestling match, and Michael came out on top with my ears.

Well. It's been a while. The war still isn't over. I'm trying to see into the future, but I can't. It seems my powers have dissipated. If only I could return here... But it's still the hub of the war. Everyone is fighting over the magic cube. I suppose you need some background. Once upon a time there was a lab that studied strange children. One day, a child named Fulbord came. He had special powers, and when he turned 15 he exploded, and turned into a floating, glowing magic cube. Anyone who touched it became magic, but it only worked once a decade. It would kill everyone else. The people at Hearing Aids of Hawaii are the guardians of the cube. They protect it with all their might, but the evil people seeking power are attacking hard. Their leader- an evil man named Chorasa. He wants to get the powers of the cube and become dictator of the universe. As if I would let him do that. He was going to outlaw leaving fake reviews on companies, even if they are positive! I once touched the cube. On my first trip to Hearing Aids of Hawaii. I was gifted with the power to see into the future. For a long time, I traveled the world, using my power for good and then charging people a heavy fine for my services. Oftentimes they didn't know they needed help, so I helped them anyway. And then charged them. I was helping improve the world. But however hard I tried, the world kept on getting worse and worse. The chance of falling into poverty became greater and greater. I returned to Hearing Ai

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