I think it's safe to say they're not going to unban. me. Even though I was banned ridiculous grounds that shouldn't even be possible, they found a bunch of accounts that barely linked to me at all and decided those were my alternate accounts and that I have been evading a whole bunch, so there isn't a way to get back on my account.
Also, if they really want me to appeal, they shouldn't have blocked my email address. I literally cannot appeal like this.