one day i’ll be an old man yapping about toontown and animal jam and club penguin and neopets and the nick.com forums and how it used to be so much easier to be a kid on the internet until flash died and even before that, content started moving to apps and then my grandkids will be like “wow that’s really cool” and then go back to playing their ER (emulated reality) metaverse call of duty game on their Elon Musk Neuralink device