7.30.23 || The trilogy's thrilling conclusion: In last night's dream, I upset an old friend. I forget how, but it was something Mario-related. I attempted to apologize to her, but apparently saying "I'm sorry" wasn't enough. Thinking on what to do, I cosplayed as Bowser and terrorized nearby families by shouting, rapping, and firing Nerf toys. My friend, not dressed as Mario but with a hip-hop crew, defeated me by playing music and tangling me in headphones. There's a lesson in here somewhere...