Hey players, do you need a safe place to stay, full of friends? Then come on over to the Blabocorp™ slums (Super Luxurious Urban Mansion Spaces) just east of spawn! The view over the ocean is incredible, and the housing is affordable (we pay YOU¹). It's even filled with villager friends and our G.O.L.E.M. security team is ready to protect you from any undead intruders.

-toaks, Blabocorp ™ Chief Scientific Officer

This message is approved by mablabo, CEO of Blabocorp™

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¹this is actually false and does not accurately represent the lease you sign when moving into the slums