tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.



was somehow able to hit the reserve button 40 seconds before it was supposed to go live lol
will let yall know if its worth buying once i get it!! :)

i’ve definitely changed as a person for the better over the years, but it’s nice to know the pseudo-standardized test thing my mom makes us take at the conclusion of every school year (idk exactly why) still has a terrible website after all this time
fox is a funny channel to me
on one hand, they’ve put out some pretty good animated shows over the years (simpsons, early futurama, bob burger, etc) some of which have gone down as classics or at the very least underappreciated gems, and a surprising amount of which are the reason adult swim became so successful through syndicated reruns
but on the other hand, they made fox news
official production logo in case i ever feel like putting something genuinely high quality on the public-facing internet

was somehow able to hit the reserve button 40 seconds before it was supposed to go live lol
will let yall know if its worth buying once i get it!! :)

my strawpage is a wreck, and i always found old websites cool, so as of yesterday afternoon i’m trying to build a personal website using some “how to html” book i found on archive.org from 30 years ago and limited css (currently none whatsoever but we’ll see how long i can last without it).
if i care about this long enough to complete it, i plan to include professional information on who i am and what i’ve done, as well as pages on things i’m interested in
when i’m done i’ll either dump it on my dormant neocities or maybe finally get a domain name, idk
here’s the homepage which is obviously a work in progress
