“unfortunately, you’re allergic to the letter e”, said the doctor
“oh,” said the patient, and then he died immediately afterwards because basically the doctor got it wrong and he was actually allergic to the letter o
after three long years, someone apparently turned an old dumb animation i made into a creepypasta
wasn’t expecting this to show up in my scratch notifications but here we are
president’s log of australia: day 5
my nana has had an unopened bottle of the fnaf 2 movie-branded fanta sitting in her fridge for who knows how long
how do i tell her
so discord launched this new quest offering 5000 orbs… if you install and use some clanker slop browser for 15 minutes.
if you want the orbs but also have common sense and don’t want to install whatever this is, here’s a workaround (for windows):
go to the root of your C drive and create a series of folders inside of each other in this order (case sensitive):
C:\Perplexity\Comet\Applicationdownload bart bash, the greatest game of all time
rename
bartbash.exetocomet.exe(again, case sensitive)move
comet.exeto theApplicationfolderrun
comet.exefrom inside of theApplicationfolder (with your discord client open and the mission accepted)play bart bash for 15 minutes
enjoy your orbs!
that directory is literally all that discord is looking for. i used bart bash as an example because it’s the greatest game of all time, but you can realistically do this with whatever .exe you want as long as it’s renamed to comet.exe and is in that specific path. but why would you, you could use bart bash instead
hope this maybe helps someone, thanks to this random reddit comment for teaching me that this was even possible
president’s log of australia: day 4
after a few days of deliberation, i can confirm: these things taste good
that is all for today
president’s log of australia: day 3
the toilets flush the wrong way here, help
other than that i don’t have much to say today, hope you guys are enjoying the negative tariffs
Crack House Mini Report
Tariffs. They suck. We all know they suck. And after having to spend an additional $15 to buy my Playdate about a month ago, I’ve realized that they suck.
So, I’m proud to announce - negative tariffs! They’re like tariffs, but negative. We’ll be enacting a -100% tariff on all movies produced outside Wasteoftopia so you can all be citizens of the world or whatever your guys’ newfangled term for it is.
Secondly, we’ll be enacting a -29.10% tariff on Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda from Australia. This is definitely something that will benefit you all and not just me feeding my addiction to Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda. Emphasis on “not just.”
And last, we’ll be enacting a -500% tariff on all Tim Hortons products, because my administration has heard from you all, and I fully agree - @ilovetimhortons too.
This is not the end of our reverse tariff endeavors - we at the KiwiLate Science Lab are always devising ways to waste (or gain) money.
Tune in soon for our next round of policy enactments. @leaks has confirmed that some policies might be enacted when this post is made.
- President Kiwi
president’s log of australia: day 2
everything here is upside down, help
i had to buy suction cup boots so i could walk on the ceiling in order to type this message
as your president, i hereby announce that we will be distributing vouchers to wasteof citizens so they can buy suction cup boots so they can walk on the ceiling… you’re welcome
oh also i’ll be enacting some policies relatively soon that i promised i’d enact so that’s pretty cool
ok the blood is starting to rush to my head so i’m gonna sign off. this place is weird… what’s next, their toilets flush the wrong way?
had very long flight to australia
am at the stage of sleep deprivation where i start questioning what’s real
thought my sister was holding an acoustic guitar just now but she was actually just holding one of those neck pillows
oh also the simpsons movie 2 was announced during all this so that’s kinda funny
check back sometime to hear my verdict on whether or not this country actually exists
so this is going to hurt a lot for me and the rest of my family.
my father passed away last night while me and my mother were at work. my younger siblings were home with him and one of them noticed he was in the bathroom unresponsive and called my mother and then the emergency hotline. my mother quickly rushed to her car to go over to our house, but she forgot me in the process. but an employee took me to my home thankfully. when i got there, there were a bunch of firetrucks and paramedics. after a bit we went to the hospital and waited to see if we got any news regarding him. unfortunately, they told my mom he had died. we went to see him after the hearing his passing, and i cant get his pale face out of my head.
he wasnt supposed to die now, he had his heart surgery on monday and he was going to prepare to get everything situated before that date. but he didnt. me and my family dont even know how to continue after this, since he did a lot of things in and outside the house.
we all loved him, and he is now gone, too early for us.
it's finished, enjoy https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1216365797/
my youth advisory board application/animation is finally done, just need to upload it to youtube and add subtitles. should be public tonight, took me two weeks to make so i hope you enjoy it :D
my youth advisory board application/animation is finally done, just need to upload it to youtube and add subtitles. should be public tonight, took me two weeks to make so i hope you enjoy it :D