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@kiwi
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at the end of the day, it is night

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joe pera talks with you feels like therapy in television form, massive respect to adult swim for putting the entire show on their website for free

guys help my invader zim funko pop (notice the lack of plural, implying there’s only one, which there is and will always be) suddenly subdivided in front of my very eyes and now there’s another one, idk what happened

also my credit card says i spent $15.00 at the exact moment this happened??? i have no idea what’s going on here, help

also i have a sudden interest in waiting a month for this to happen again, which makes no sense! why am i eagerly awaiting for more dumb plastic to show up in my house and more money to get stolen…

worth mentioning i think the majority of funko pops are dumb, the only reason i’ve got these (i mean THIS, because there’s only one of them) is that invader zim is one of the few franchises that doesn’t look terrible in funko pop form

but in any case, help!!11!

@kiwi will inevitably buy yet another dumb Invader Zim Funko Pop, despite how much he says “this’ll be the last time”.

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cold give:

hands you an ice cube

hot take:

steals your heater

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My fellow wasters of money,

So I found these files with tallpeter’s name written on them in this Oval Office drawer…

Should I release them in the interest of transparency, or should I shred them, then sue whoever wrote them for trying to defame the great tallpeter?

Because of democracy, I’m leaving the choice to you, wasteof community. Make me proud…

- President Kiwi

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“haven’t logged into wasteof in a while! i wonder what that burrito guy is posting about nowada-”

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my dad discovered what vocal stims are and is now blasting a vocal stim compilation he found on youtube throughout our house

so far i’ve been able to identify the sounds of gamblecore, the 9 + 10 = 21 vine, one markiplier clip, one how it’s actually made clip, and maybe one clip from smiling friends, though i’m not 100% sure about that one

i’m not even sure if it’s still going because i locked myself in my room and am currently blasting the wii u menu music to drown out the noise

oh joy

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kiwi voice reveal* soon

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I KNEW IT

virtual boy 2 is gonna be announced at the nintendo direct tomorrow guys, trust

virtual boy 2 is gonna be announced at the nintendo direct tomorrow guys, trust

next nintendo direct is happening on the 12th

12 is a multiple of 4

there’s four main boxboy games

boxboy 5 confirmed

might apply for the scratch youth advisory board this time around tbh

it got here! eventually! it’s really cool too

the playdate console i’ve semi-sarcastically said i wanted in my discord status for over half a year now has finally been ordered

it will be here… eventually

the slop thickens

saw @kiwi as the top comment on the newest slop live video and unironically double taked

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