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my mom was talking with my sister about movie recommendations but prefaced a few of her recommendations with “btw the first five minutes are really inappropriate but the rest is good”

i tell ya, how’d we let this happen to society? it seems today that all you see is

merchandise for current hyperfixation will be here next week

my bad

finished oneshot, for real

must… not… buy merchandise for current hyperfixation…

finished oneshot

it was definitely a game

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i didn’t even know verizon was sick… 😞

verizon went out this week? with someone else?!?

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this account is now run by hatch’s proofreader and waffle distributor, @kiwi, for… no particular reason, i just thought it’d be fun to run this account lol :P

big thanks to @-gr for initiating the transfer - he will remain the owner of hatch’s twitter, bsky, discord, etc, because im scared of those websites This was a strategic decision intended to strengthen hatch.lol’s long-term brand appeal and corporate synergy.

rest assured this doesn’t affect hatch as a platform - it’s still in development, and as someone who’s been using it for a while now i can say it’s pretty cool and i think y’all will like it once it’s out. hopefully i can provide some updates on it soon

as always, check back here every so often if you’re interested in following along with hatch’s development or whatever - peace

they removed the clown award from steam 😔

downloading hytale

never thought i’d get to say that but here we are

finished oneshot, for real

must… not… buy merchandise for current hyperfixation…

finished oneshot

it was definitely a game

me and late were voice chatting on discord and laughing at the stupid official scratch merchandise for a solid hour and a half, then toaks joined and created a tier list

enjoy (screw the puzzle)

finished oneshot

it was definitely a game

i feel like there’s some kind of mandela effect out there (maybe not a widespread one, but one that i’ve noticed pop up more frequently than i’d expect) where a surprising amount of people mistakenly think that wreck-it ralph is a pixar movie - for the record it’s not, it was made by disney’s normal animation studio

so many people i’ve talked to, when discussing pixar movies, seem to accidentally include wreck-it ralph in the discussion, but like, why? i mean i can understand not being an animation enthusiast and actually having a life and not knowing the names of literally every piece of media out there (a lot of people used to mistakenly assume all animation was disney until dreamworks showed up), but in the case of this movie in particular, i’ve noticed this misunderstanding comes up a lot more than it should

my best guess as to why is because the pixar formula, at least for a while, was “what if XYZ had feelings?” (toys, bugs, cars, etc), and wreck-it ralph seems to fit that criteria rather nicely as “what if video games had feelings?” but maybe there’s some other factor i can’t think of

in any case i’m probably overthinking this and i should go to bed ok bye

i find valve’s anti-cheat system kinda funny

VAC bans are permanent and can’t be removed by steam support unless it’s automatically determined to be a false positive, yet steam has a whole forum open to “discuss VAC with the community”

as you’d expect the entire forum is just full of clowns who thought they could get away with “accidentally” leaving cheat engine open while playing tf2, i think it’s kinda fun to browse through the complaints every so often

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Finally finished watching every traditionally-animated theatrically-released disney film from the 2020s, here’s my ranking!!

can’t believe my birthday is this year

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