“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
apparently until the 16th you can get a 1-topping large pizza from domino’s carry out for $6.70 using the promo code “67”.
say what you will about domino’s and the meme as a whole but at least it gave us reasonable food prices
Today, the KiwiLate Education Board released this edutaining pamphlet on how to protect yourself from the statistically unlikely threat of vampires.
i happened to be passing through the area recently so here’s me at the adult swim headquarters
“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
i was at church this one time and one of the hymns included the word “late” and for a second there i was like “no way my church made a @late reference???”
i liked mark rober’s videos but it annoys me that they’re clearly turning into mrbeast with a slightly lower budget in order to appeal to the lowest common denominator
channel drift isn’t limited to television apparently
was talking with @owl and i’m trying to decide - if i were to invent a religion, would i call it Kiwiism or Kiwitology?
when I first saw this post i had slow intranet and the emoji hadn’t loaded yet so all i saw was
i my girlfriend !!!!!!
my girlfriend !!!!!!i got my commission! my very cool new profile picture was made by audacyti - would absolutely recommend her services!
I just commissioned someone for the very first time!!
specifically i commissioned one of my friends to draw me a very cool piece of art to use as my profile picture across the internet going forward! idk when it’ll be done, but it looks like the days of dendyfromokkoletsbeheroeslookingmildlydisappointedatyou.jpeg will be over soon
