@kiwi
hi, i’m kiwi! :)
male, teenager. i like boxboy, cartoons, and a lot more! active here basically every day
extended bio: https://kiwi2.straw.page
extended extended bio: https://spacehey.com/kiwi2
discord: kiwi.two
here’s a non-comprehensive list of cool people you should follow in no particular order:
“@oren”, “@micahlt”, “@cheesewhisk3rs”, “@noodle”, “@esben”, “@chiroyce”, “@wynd”, “@eris”, “@pixilized”, “@mybearworld”, “@souple”, “@jeffalo” (of course), “@-gr”, “@skylar”, “@mrowlsss”, “@kaleb”, “@codekirby”, “@toaks”, “@gilbert189”, “@leaks”, “@da-ta”, “@han”, “@luckythecat”, “@chester”, “@late”, “@9999”, “@strawberrypuding”, basically anyone i’m following
goes to a comic con
is surrounded by comics for eight hours
goes home
has an unusual desire to buy and read comics
is this like the good version of stockholm syndrome
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
Today I am doing a policy speedrun to fulfil every manifesto promise I haven’t completed yet. Each point number from my manifesto is in square brackets:
We’ve gotten the Oxford English dictionary to change the spelling of “enclosure” to “inclosure,” [2] meaning the acronym of the FBI is now Funny Baboon Inclosure. [3]
We have renamed New York to New York New York, so with its state its New York New York New York. [7]
Bologna has been criminalised [9] and decriminalised. [10]
Everyday is now Independence Day! [13]
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal "bodeboop". A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready… Start! [14]
Our flag now has a cool dragon on it. [18]
The national motto is now “E Pluribus Unum? I hardly know ‘em!” [22]
The Supreme Court is now the Soup Meme Court. [23]
Gerrymandering is legal only if your name is Gerry. [24]
Tax fraud is OK sometimes but the IRS won’t tell you when and why. [25]
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
whenever re-elections happen I’m not even gonna run this time, the crack house must live on
@grok wasteof 4 release when
this aged well
discovered ok ko this week and i really like it, i wish i had watched it earlier (hence the dendy pfp)
the art style isn’t for everyone, but i personally like how they don’t seem to use any strict character models, it feels more organic and hand-drawn, and less stiff
i wish it was more easily watchable - it’s been purged from nearly everything other than digital purchase, and at this point the show’s creator seems ok with people pirating it (his twitter account contains reposts of entire episodes). that’s warner bros’ fault though
i’m only 10 episodes in but i can already tell i’m gonna be sad when this is over, cn had something good here
tomorrow:
“welcome back to sloplive. today’s slopic: twitter is at it again. if you don’t know, the game “deltarune” recently released after years of waiting, and it features this character named “tenna”. naturally, twitter, being twitter, created a cryptocurrency themed around said character. it reached a peak value of X before quickly dropping down to Y, and in total like three people total became rich out of the coin. at the end of the day, i don’t really care about this, and neither do you. thanks…
…for slopping by.”
Some idiots on Twitter made a cryptocurrency scam themed around the DELTARUNE character “Tenna”… and they don’t even know what he looks like
i sometimes wonder who runs leaks anyway, they seem to have the exact same interests as me 
…but can it run doom?
Pix 95 is an in browser recreation of Windows 95 designed to be readibly accessible and easy to use.
With just a folder, icon, and JavaScript file, you can easily create your own apps.
Pix 95 is completely open-source and can be used for any purpose.
Personal website, expansion project, or just for fun, you name it!
My crappy coding is your only limitation!
Keep track of the progress here: https://github.com/PixiIized/pix95
Check out the most recent demo of the project here: https://pix95.pages.dev
note: the project is currently not really usable. It technically is, but there’s no documentation and you can’t do much with it. This is just so the project gets some notice so it’s not entirely unknown when it’s usable
people either despise this movie or bring it up at every opportunity possible
there is no middle ground, for some reason
edit: turns out i’ve been proven wrong, there is a middle ground - people who never heard about this in the first place. uhhhh… i don’t know if you should consider that a good thing or not
guys you should type this new website I made into your browser, any tips on making my website better are appreciated :)))))
chrome://inducebrowsercrashforrealz
happy wasteof day 
4 years is a lot of time to waste money, congrats on not going into debt (yet)