@kiwi

hi, i’m kiwi!

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video essays in a nutshell:

The Simpsons is a show that needs no introduction, but here’s an introduction anyway even though you know what it is. But why is it that so-and-so has happened to it? Today, I’ll be exploring why so-and-so has happened to it. Oh by the way before I start, please subscribe and like the video and join my Discord and join my Patreon and buy me a coffee and follow me on Twitter and I’m on Bluesky now so follow me there too, even though you literally just clicked on this video and don’t have any valid reasons to do so. Anyways, let’s just get straight to the video.

PART I: Entertainment Developments in the Early 16th Century (1501 - 1523)

the beatles: compose songs that come to be recognized as some of the greatest of all time

also the beatles: BANG BANG MAXWELL’S SILVER HAMMER CAME DOWN UPON HER HEAD

can’t wait!!11!!!1!

since when did the horton hears a who movie have such an amazing soundtrack

i hate apple!!!1! they make an appbillion dollars every year, yet they can’t afford to support 41-year old hardware?!?!

yeah sure, like that’s gonna happen

#savespongebob

i tried playing balatro after watching the game awards

all i can say is, HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS GAME EARLIER.

i’m not into solitaire/poker, but wow it’s fun

it kinda gives me tetris vibes, like the concept is so simple and fun i don’t understand how nobody had thought of it earlier

i still don’t exactly understand how everything works, but it’s fun regardless, i recommend checking it out!

i still have my passport from kart kingdom, the mmo-type platformer game that pbs kids used to have! i joined during the beta in 2015 and it was one of my favorite games on the website. i was pretty sad when 2020 rolled around and they announced it’d be closing! oh well… at least i have the memories.

my thoughts on the game awards

1.) they didn’t announce the highly anticipated concord 2: 2 con 2 cord :(((((((((((((

2.) astro bot won game of the year :))))))))))))))))))

3.) i don’t have a ps5 so this doesn’t affect me :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

…yep, that aged horribly

this screenshot is either going to age EXTREMELY well or EXTREMELY horribly (definitely the latter)