I KNEW IT
next nintendo direct is happening on the 12th
12 is a multiple of 4
there’s four main boxboy games
boxboy 5 confirmed
it got here! eventually! it’s really cool too
the playdate console i’ve semi-sarcastically said i wanted in my discord status for over half a year now has finally been ordered
it will be here… eventually
the slop thickens
why has pixar changed all their social media accounts to almost exclusively post about lightning mcqueen
im ok guys, don’t worry about me too much
Special Report From The Crack House
Today, we found this message sitting on Kiwi’s presidential desk, which appears to have been frivolously scrawled on a notepad. We eventually found Kiwi sitting behind said desk taking a nap, and now claims to be feeling “a lot better” now that he “got that out of his system”. However, we still feel that it’s in this website’s best interest if he stay in bed for a few days after whatever that was.
As part of our commitment to transparency, we have provided the full transcript of the message below for you to interpret.
“BASED ON THE HORRIBLE AND VILE WAIT TIMES PROVIDED BY THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE, I HAVE AUTHORIZED VICE PRESIDENT LATE TO IMPOSE SOME NEW BILL I JUST INVENTED WITHOUT ASKING OTHER PEOPLE IN ADVANCE BECAUSE THAT’S HOW THIS WORKS. THIS BILL WILL MAKE MY PANIC PLAYDATE CONSOLE ARRIVE FASTER, AND IT WAS SUGGESTED BY SECRETARY OF STATE AND PROPAGANDA ENGINEERRUNNER (GREAT GUY BY THE WAY, I SHOULD LOOK INTO UNBANNING THAT SOCIALISM ACCOUNT THE WOKE CROWD SCRUBBED) WHILE I WAS DRINKING COVFEFE. IT WILL MAKE EVERY SINGLE PLAYDATE IN THE WORLD ARRIVE FASTER!!!! YOU’RE ALL WELCOME THAT I AM THE WORLD’S SMARTEST HUMAN BEING NAMED KIWI!!!!! Now i am TOTALLY DESERVING OF A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
Again, no idea what that was about, but hopefully he gets well soon and doesn’t do… that… again.
- Bob, The Crack House’s Janitor (was the only guy available to write this message)
i’m super grateful for your making this branding! i think wasteof would have gotten a little tired of seeing my mediocre paintdotnet illustrations so receiving this branding was really helpful… and surprising, i wasn’t expecting the help. thanks again :D
Here’s some extra designs I made for the @Kiwi and @Late Administration. I liked the idea of the MacIntosh design and classic Apple look from the 90’s being put together alongside some more modern wallpapers from macOS and the classic “hello.“ style text, as well as a little hint of a glass effect to hint towards Apple’s new current design language of Liquid Glass. I also made a cute little monogram of the WasteIntosh Plus to be used as a little logo alongside the bigger, more realistic one. Even made a little announcement banner thing like I had when Auriali was president. Hope you like this very patriotic design! 
i haven’t even played the first hollow knight (been meaning to) but i have a lot of respect for team cherry only charging $20 for what is arguably one of the most anticipated games in a while