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Welcome to the first official post from the Thrat-Eris campaign!

As newly-sworn (by newly I mean two months ago) president of the greatest site to waste money on, I would like to formerly announce some new laws that will be going into effect, effective immediately.

  1. NEGATIVE tax rate on ALL breakfast items except for French Toast because it SUCKS! The government will now be paying you from our annual breakfast budget of $20 annually for every breakfast item you eat! If we run out of money, we will just be printing more money! Why has no other president thought of that one yet? Edit: uhh nvm ab printing money..

  2. @thrat MUST return to his prime of April 2026, as in when wasteof was down.

  3. We have successfully taken down the DANGEROUS TERRORIST website of blazeapp.net, and will be charging @kyletech of Larceny because he stole my heart by making Blaze coded by Lovable AI. The court website will instead be programmed by a ChatGPT model from 2023.

  4. @thrat will be playing The Flawless as suggested by @toaks by 2027. Contrary to the level’s name, this level has many many flaws.

  5. @eris will NOW be required to use Windows 8.1 instead of Windows 11, because Windows 8.1 was a far superior operating system.

  6. @specialred_ will now be required to pay reparations for all affected by their shitting at the Incline Bench. How do you shit yourself when you only have five pounds on each side?

That’s all for now, but make sure to give us a follow to keep up with us!

-thratwitch

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