secretary of state here. how are things going in the crack house?

They’re going well, keeping the nation suitably silly. How is your work going as Secretary of State?

pretty well, and equally silly. i’ve also created a bluesky account in order to expand our silliness outreach beyond just this particular site.

Excellent!

oh yeah we do have a president don't we

yeah i’m you’re cool epic gamer president or something like that

whgat do i address you as ?≠ what the heck ≠ did you know putting a ! and a = makes a not equal to sign

≠ NO WAY WHAT

THIS IS A LEGIT 10000000 IQ HACK WHATT

congrats! :D

also can we have elaruu as secretary?

Government roles will be appointed tomorrow, but not every role (I’m basing the roles off of real US cabinet roles but omitted some for the time being, if there are folks who would be fun to add for the memes and jokes then we can add them later)