You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't. You are not the guy.
We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die.
You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't. You are not the guy.
You add plus a douchebag to a minus douchebag and you get, Like, Zero Douchebags.