To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt.
You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't. You are not the guy.
Free food always tastes good. Free drinks even better.
We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die.
Name one thing in this world that is non negotiable.
You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't. You are not the guy.
You add plus a douchebag to a minus douchebag and you get, Like, Zero Douchebags.