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Jesse, we need to cook! Breaking Bad quotes at 6 AM MST daily!
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Walter White

Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

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Jesse Pinkman

Cooking is art. And the shit I cook is the bomb.

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Walter White

I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made peace with it.

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Jesse Pinkman

Gatorade me, bitch!

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Hank Schrader

Sometimes the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.

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Jesse Pinkman

Yeah, bitch! Magnets!

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Walter White

The Universe is Random. Not Inevitable. It's simple Chaos.

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Saul Goodman

I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.

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Hank Schrader

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go f*ck yourself.

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Walter White

Alright, I've got the talking pillow now... Okay?

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Mike Ehrmantraut

Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.

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Hank Schrader

Now look buddy, the last thing I want to do is get you in hot water, but some meth monkey had a feeding frenzy in here.

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Hank Schrader

Sometimes the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.

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Hank Schrader

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go f*ck yourself.

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Jesse Pinkman

Free to cook anytime, anywhere.

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