Cooking is art. And the shit I cook is the bomb.
I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made peace with it.
Sometimes the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.
The Universe is Random. Not Inevitable. It's simple Chaos.
I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.
My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go f*ck yourself.
Alright, I've got the talking pillow now... Okay?
Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.
Now look buddy, the last thing I want to do is get you in hot water, but some meth monkey had a feeding frenzy in here.
Sometimes the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.
My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go f*ck yourself.