Jesse Pinkman
Alright, tell you what. Both of you pull it out your butts right now, or I go grab a flashlight and some pliers and go exploring.
Jesse Pinkman
Hey, tell your douchebag brother-in-law to head towards the light
Mike Ehrmantraut
You won, Walter. You got the job. Do yourself a favor and learn to take yes for an answer.
Walter White
What I came to realise is that fear, that's the worst of it. That's the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.
Jesse Pinkman
Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It's the government, jack. Even government doesn't care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and *beep* But I say, hey, have at it bitches 'cause I love hot dogs.
Walter White
If that’s true, if you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course… would be to tread lightly.
Hank Schrader
It’s like Scarface had sex with Mr. Rogers or something.
Mike Ehrmantraut
Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.
Jesse Pinkman
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... bitch!