Walter White
I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die.
Saul Goodman
Clearly, his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers.
Walter White
I told you, Skyler, I warned you for a solid year: you cross me, and there will be consequences.
Walter White
The Universe is Random. Not Inevitable. It's simple Chaos.
Walter White
Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye!
Saul Goodman
I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.
Jesse Pinkman
You add plus a douchebag to a minus douchebag and you get, Like, Zero Douchebags.
Mike Ehrmantraut
You know how they say 'it's been a pleasure'? Well... it hasn't.
Saul Goodman
The fun’s over. From here on out, I’m Mr. Low Profile. Just another douche bag with a job and three pairs of Dockers. If I’m lucky, month from now, best-case scenario, I’m managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.
Jesse Pinkman
Now, hey, remember, not all learning comes out of books.
Jesse Pinkman
Hey, tell your douchebag brother-in-law to head towards the light