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Saul Goodman

Better call Saul!

Hank Schrader

Chick's got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry.

Jesse Pinkman

Speak into the mic, bitch.

Jesse Pinkman

The thing is, if you just do stuff and nothing happens, what's it all mean? What's the point? Oh right, this whole thing is about self-acceptance.

Walter White

"Cap'n Cook?" That's not you? Like I said, no one is looking for you.

Skyler White

Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family.

Hank Schrader

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go f*ck yourself.

Walter White

I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger!

Jesse Pinkman

So roll me further bitch!

Walter White

I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger!

Jesse Pinkman

You add plus a douchebag to a minus douchebag and you get, Like, Zero Douchebags.

Walter White

Fear is the real enemy.

Walter White

I Won.

Walter White

Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business.. Neither. I'm in the empire business.

Hank Schrader

Since when do vegans eat fried chicken?