@busybird15

every night i powerclean my creases

Here's my results. It sounds right I guess. Some of the questions were easy because my History teacher would point out the sayings in the lessons to show the results.

no way I SWEAR I just saw someone on an iPhone 17

y'all I just melted my phone case with a soldering iron

apparently I can just make a wasteof live episode…

who wants to be in it?

downloaded a bus driving game today. I can imagine the faces of the virtual passengers as I jerk the bus to a stop, stare at the gps, and yell "WHERE IS THE FREAKIN BUS STOP"

laughing so hard rn

interesting things my church be doing

Not sure if birds chirping or my 10 year old hard drive

Life tip #518: Hold on to mouse receivers tightly, or do not hold them in the same hand as a wrapper; they are not easy to find in a trash can. (don't ask)

“is that as fast as it goes?”

30 seconds later

ngl I entirely forgot it was st packrichts day

The Storm Prediction Center has issued a HIGH risk for tomorrow. This means a strong tornado outbreak is likely. The SPC typically only issues this high of a risk on the day of; this is only the third time in history it has been issued the day before. Stay aware this weekend if you live in the highlighted area.

// Posting this here and not under my weather alt because I am trying to turn that account into an automated bot!