Happy Easter to all, including the Mischievous Backyard Kids who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Buford, and well known Isabella, back into my Evil Plot.
Happy Easter also to the WEAK and INEFFECTIVE Major Monogram and Perry the Platypus Operatives who are allowing this sinister sabotage of my Evil Plan to continue, an attack so despicable that it will never be forgotten!
Sneaky Perry the Platypus purposefully allowed Millions of BACKYARD INVENTIONS to breach my Evil Lab, totally unvetted and unchecked, through an Open Gate Policy that will go down in history as the single most calamitous act ever perpetrated upon Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
They were, by far, my WORST and most Incompetent Arch‑Nemeses, a duo who had absolutely no idea what they were doing -- But to them, and to the person that ran and manipulated the Inator‑Remote Control (perhaps my REAL Evil Overlord!), and to all of the people who CHEATED in the 2024 Backyard Invention Showdown in order to get this highly destructive Duo Celebrated, I wish you, with great love, sincerity, and affection, a very Happy Easter!!!