amazon prime quick shipping has ruined me. i was upset yesterday because my package had 2-day delivery instead of 1-day or overnight 
Whoever wrote this is a genius
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: President Kiwi Held Hostage With Access Only To Scratch
This special report was written and suggested by @errplane, thank you!

I nominate @errplane
its crazy how twemoji doesnt support the face with bags under eyes emoji
i had a dream that i looked up “wasteof.money“ on wikihow and found a video of one of my elementary school classmates talking about wasteof and he showed his account and he was fir