@kangaroo

apparently switzerland and sweden have been having a banter about who’s cooler because people confuse the two of them (but swaziland was excluded because it changed its name)

haha look at that i get a notification for reposting my post that’s funny

i think i already used this…

is death a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?

if you think of a random phrase and google it, google ai will frantically try and conjure up a believable explanation for it

(or it might get smart enough and know you’re messing with it)

“ee”ther or “ai”ther?

wowzers it’s a august

have your prime day days week goods arrived yet?

i forgot christmas in july is a thing

does a taxi driver take a taxi to get to work?

if i dream that the boulevard of broken dreams has finished construction… will my dream be on the boulevard of broken dreams?

is it too early to see a maze of maize?

is a group of squid a squad?

im not indecisive? am i?

the opposite of a waterfall is a firefly