@kangaroo

that time of year when mornings are dark, afternoons are hot, and nights are freezing

imagine raging over an escalator

imagine raging over an escalator

when bro opens his german class presentation with “hola”

lack toast and told her aunt

bananas don’t have potassium

do you remember, the 21st night of september?

phil e. buster vs. gerry mander

that feeling when your nail is digging painfully into your skin

have you seen a swan land on water?

frankenstein the book was quite different from expectations

apple: try our thin phone

me when i put it in my back pocket, sit down, and now i have a samsung galaxy flip phone:

i love it when multiple people mention einstein’s insanity quote to the same person

imagine if mrbeast actually bought the nfl

if i hear another 6 7…