you may notice i havent been posting much as of late
truth is, i have nothing interesting to say about whats happening with me, and of course: life
still alive, just, i kinda really dont care much, after all, i am doing my own thing(s)
that being said, hows y’all day been so far?
cant fall asleep rn so ill enact some polices
cryptocurrency shilling is banned, been enacted since i came into office temporarily, i just forgot to announce it
redboxes are coming back and becoming blueboxes, software is currently in development so it will be a few business days until you see some popping up at your local pharmacy and whatever (warner bros has not yet responded, and likely never will, but kiwi will take care once he's back)
most importantly, im experiencing with different waffle technology for the most tasty but cheapest and high quality mix. while you wait, i told waffle house to provide free waffles for an entire week, or until kiwi comes back
also, expect a worm drawing from me eventually, im not called late for nothing
i wouldnt doubt that family guy is written for blind people, why else would they say what [thing] is doing?
guys im a better programmer than pirate software because i know what booleans are
and that i dont lie about my experience
by voting for #KiwiLate2025, you guys will experience the true experience of experiencing the experience of the parappa the rapper franchise experience which will allow us to experience how great the experience is
just learn to make websites on your own at that point
wordpress works well when it’s not acting as the frontend and thus not stuffed with plugins
My fellow wasters of money,
The part of me that likes organizing meaningless data kind of wants to make a spreadsheet tracking how many votes have been cast and for whom. But the other part of me doesn’t want to be accused of having a conflict of interest. Which is a fair accusation.
Anyways, I’ll release part IV of my official manifesto of promises and stuff soon. And to address recent accusations - yes, a vote for me is a vote for short.
…a short line to the free and unlimited waffles, that is.
you just photoshopped kiwi onto your own photo of you falling down stairs. it was nice knowing you slander people over your own mistakes in life.
Did you guys see this? Is this who you want as your president? A man who cannot even walk without stumbling? How would he hold wasteof without stumbling. I, TallPeter, would never fall thanks to my long legs and amazing athleticness. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
accidentally signed up to be in JCLC (JROTC thing) earlier this year
and today is the day to go, but our bus got delayed until noon, so it will be a while until we get to our destination
its gonna be a fun week