@lily

apple watch mfers when

when they can just tape their phone to their arm

listen to deadmau5 strobe it’s

i dont get how people can stand noise cancelling headphones i want the opposite

probably just going to get an android when I need a new phone

EDIT: a fairphone and I will dual boot android (probably lineage) and ubuntu touch

there is about a 1 in 4 chance someone will follow you back

someone better make a not rootless jb for iOS 16 rn cause I found out you can put battery and weather without using xenhtml

EDIT: or at least a backport for 14

reverse engineering the alphaver protocol is an interesting experience

tell me if you want me to go more in depth on it

bugrock is such a good example of why the programming language does not determine how good the programme is

MusicML

orbitaldev try not to get pissed off when someone makes a joke (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE)

disk arg mfers when they see the stenographer’s chasm

possible way to reproduce the bug: make a comment, press back and intend to go to the feed but you go to the logged out screen, click login, says you’re not following anyone, refresh

I wish I were posting this from the valve index steam chromium embedded browser

mfw biscuits in america aren’t twice-cooked and are more like scones and they have them with gravy

@jeffalo add banned words pls

EDIT: as in, Twitter personal banned words