when this virus is over i still want some of u to stay away from me
my mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. so i guess im a circle.
I got two moods
1) sleep is for the weak
2) sleep for the week
Me: "Aw, your baby is cute. How old?"
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time?"
Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
"you are what you eat" i don't remember eating a huge disappointment
2019: single
2020: single
2021: single
Consistency is key guys
me: hey i was wondering if you want to go out sometime
crush: no
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAMEL running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
people who love me:
1. nobody
2. nobody
3. nobody
4. nobody
5. my camel
are you a vine because i only want to see u for 6 seconds