@wastednews

hey guys im switching to a new posting schedule in order to

• not clog up your feeds

• not clog up trending

• avoid getting writers block (daily posts do eventually get hard to make)

i will now be posting every monday wednesday and saturday.

thanks

posting again to show the new template but in an actual post. after this i will start posting once daily. also leave any suggestions for ‘news’ on my wall.

disclaimer: this is a parody satire news account. all stories are fake or are loosely based on real events

suggestion for an article? leave it on my wall