@wastednews

disclaimer: this is a parody satire news account. all stories are fake or are loosely based on real events

suggestion for an article? leave it on my wall

won't believe this shit: there's a war in the middle east (shocking)

wastednews is going bankrupt because wasteof mods really don't want a rat to get sum cheese

yall really hating on a rat for wanting sum cheese

woopsies forgot that a week is seven days

taking a weeklong break from posting because i need to get ready for school and shit

also i probably need to take a break to prevent this account from getting banned lmao

update: wastednews will likely have a new template for tomarrows post because i hate the font and the unreadability of it

the major news networks are censoring us!!!!! we are being silenced by the majority!!!! please donate so that we can afford to continue providing unbiased and true news!!!!

(our last post got fairly taken down for good reason (the above statement is a joke))

hey guys im switching to a new posting schedule in order to

• not clog up your feeds

• not clog up trending

• avoid getting writers block (daily posts do eventually get hard to make)

i will now be posting every monday wednesday and saturday.

thanks