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  • dundee, scotland

i speak english fluently and im learning spanish 🇪🇸

it would be really cool and funny if you follow me

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Option 2 was selected

There are large footsteps throughout the tunnel, and the further down you go, the clearer they get, until you hear a noise.

A growl comes from the edge…

And then something appears, a large monstrous creature, with a deep black and slimy coat. And it speaks to you.

“What brings you here!?” It roars

How do you respond?

“luckily I brought a can of 7.82 Hour Energy™ so I simply chug that and have the energy to do everything™"

You chug the can and choose option 1…

Heading right and feeling energized, you continue down the tunnel, until you find something - an imprint in the ground. The creature has been here.

You continue and find multiple, and then you reach a crossroad.

There are three tunnels ahead of you, each having the same creature’s footsteps going through them, they seem to appear out of nowhere, how is that possible?

What happens now?

  1. Go through the left tunnel

  2. Go through the middle tunnel

  3. Go through the right tunnel

You turn back…

You arrive back at the crossroads, you check your pocket and the key is still there, but you have little energy left, you doubt you can keep going.

What now?

  1. Go to the right to find the creature

  2. Leave the sewers

“(3) Pick up the key AND keep going forward. But also put that key in my pocket that doesn’t have a hole in it” was chosen…

You pick up the key and continue forward…

You go forward and forward, but find nothing, not even a trace of that creature, but there’s a light at the end of the sewer tunnel

You have little energy left, what now?

  1. Turn back and go the other direction to find the creature

  2. Continue forward

“luckily I brought a can of 7.82 Hour Energy™ so I simply chug that and have the energy to do everything™"

You chug the can and choose option 1…

Heading right and feeling energized, you continue down the tunnel, until you find something - an imprint in the ground. The creature has been here.

You continue and find multiple, and then you reach a crossroad.

There are three tunnels ahead of you, each having the same creature’s footsteps going through them, they seem to appear out of nowhere, how is that possible?

What happens now?

  1. Go through the left tunnel

  2. Go through the middle tunnel

  3. Go through the right tunnel

You turn back…

You arrive back at the crossroads, you check your pocket and the key is still there, but you have little energy left, you doubt you can keep going.

What now?

  1. Go to the right to find the creature

  2. Leave the sewers

“(3) Pick up the key AND keep going forward. But also put that key in my pocket that doesn’t have a hole in it” was chosen…

You pick up the key and continue forward…

You go forward and forward, but find nothing, not even a trace of that creature, but there’s a light at the end of the sewer tunnel

You have little energy left, what now?

  1. Turn back and go the other direction to find the creature

  2. Continue forward

Option 1 was selected…

Passing through the dark sewers, you find no trace of the creature.

However, there is a glint on the ground, it’s a key! But is it really the same key?

What happens now?

  1. Return to the surface to use the key

  2. Forget the key and keep going forward

You turn back…

You arrive back at the crossroads, you check your pocket and the key is still there, but you have little energy left, you doubt you can keep going.

What now?

  1. Go to the right to find the creature

  2. Leave the sewers

“(3) Pick up the key AND keep going forward. But also put that key in my pocket that doesn’t have a hole in it” was chosen…

You pick up the key and continue forward…

You go forward and forward, but find nothing, not even a trace of that creature, but there’s a light at the end of the sewer tunnel

You have little energy left, what now?

  1. Turn back and go the other direction to find the creature

  2. Continue forward

Option 1 was selected…

Passing through the dark sewers, you find no trace of the creature.

However, there is a glint on the ground, it’s a key! But is it really the same key?

What happens now?

  1. Return to the surface to use the key

  2. Forget the key and keep going forward

Option 2 was selected…

You enter the sewers, searching for a key, and you find a glint on the ground, however, a strange creature dashes by and takes the key

Chasing after the creature, you lose track of it and come across a fork in the road, there are two pipes, one leading to the left and another leading to the right

What happens now?

  1. Go to the left

  2. Go to the right

  3. Turn back

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“(3) Pick up the key AND keep going forward. But also put that key in my pocket that doesn’t have a hole in it” was chosen…

You pick up the key and continue forward…

You go forward and forward, but find nothing, not even a trace of that creature, but there’s a light at the end of the sewer tunnel

You have little energy left, what now?

  1. Turn back and go the other direction to find the creature

  2. Continue forward

Option 1 was selected…

Passing through the dark sewers, you find no trace of the creature.

However, there is a glint on the ground, it’s a key! But is it really the same key?

What happens now?

  1. Return to the surface to use the key

  2. Forget the key and keep going forward

Option 2 was selected…

You enter the sewers, searching for a key, and you find a glint on the ground, however, a strange creature dashes by and takes the key

Chasing after the creature, you lose track of it and come across a fork in the road, there are two pipes, one leading to the left and another leading to the right

What happens now?

  1. Go to the left

  2. Go to the right

  3. Turn back

A key has been purchased! 🗝️

While returning to unlock the gatekept song, the key falls out of your pocket and down a drain

What happens now?

  1. Purchase another key

  2. Enter the sewers and find the key

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Option 1 was selected…

Passing through the dark sewers, you find no trace of the creature.

However, there is a glint on the ground, it’s a key! But is it really the same key?

What happens now?

  1. Return to the surface to use the key

  2. Forget the key and keep going forward

Option 2 was selected…

You enter the sewers, searching for a key, and you find a glint on the ground, however, a strange creature dashes by and takes the key

Chasing after the creature, you lose track of it and come across a fork in the road, there are two pipes, one leading to the left and another leading to the right

What happens now?

  1. Go to the left

  2. Go to the right

  3. Turn back

A key has been purchased! 🗝️

While returning to unlock the gatekept song, the key falls out of your pocket and down a drain

What happens now?

  1. Purchase another key

  2. Enter the sewers and find the key

Fine ill say the song the song is called: 🔒🔒🔒

(5 likes to purchase a key for the locks to ungatekeep)

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Option 2 was selected…

You enter the sewers, searching for a key, and you find a glint on the ground, however, a strange creature dashes by and takes the key

Chasing after the creature, you lose track of it and come across a fork in the road, there are two pipes, one leading to the left and another leading to the right

What happens now?

  1. Go to the left

  2. Go to the right

  3. Turn back

A key has been purchased! 🗝️

While returning to unlock the gatekept song, the key falls out of your pocket and down a drain

What happens now?

  1. Purchase another key

  2. Enter the sewers and find the key

Fine ill say the song the song is called: 🔒🔒🔒

(5 likes to purchase a key for the locks to ungatekeep)

Genuinely feel a sense of dread rn last month I discovered some really obscure artist who had this one amazing song and when i looked it up on youtube today i saw a weird comment and discovered that some rapper five days ago had somehow found the song and just rapped over it without changing barely anything 😢😢😢

I am PRAYING that it doesnt get famous or my gatekeeping song will be ruined

Chat do i try and get in touch with the original creator of the song to see if he got sampling permissions for it and potentially start a lawsuit 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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A key has been purchased! 🗝️

While returning to unlock the gatekept song, the key falls out of your pocket and down a drain

What happens now?

  1. Purchase another key

  2. Enter the sewers and find the key

Fine ill say the song the song is called: 🔒🔒🔒

(5 likes to purchase a key for the locks to ungatekeep)

Genuinely feel a sense of dread rn last month I discovered some really obscure artist who had this one amazing song and when i looked it up on youtube today i saw a weird comment and discovered that some rapper five days ago had somehow found the song and just rapped over it without changing barely anything 😢😢😢

I am PRAYING that it doesnt get famous or my gatekeeping song will be ruined

Chat do i try and get in touch with the original creator of the song to see if he got sampling permissions for it and potentially start a lawsuit 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

12 3 29
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Fine ill say the song the song is called: 🔒🔒🔒

(5 likes to purchase a key for the locks to ungatekeep)

Genuinely feel a sense of dread rn last month I discovered some really obscure artist who had this one amazing song and when i looked it up on youtube today i saw a weird comment and discovered that some rapper five days ago had somehow found the song and just rapped over it without changing barely anything 😢😢😢

I am PRAYING that it doesnt get famous or my gatekeeping song will be ruined

Chat do i try and get in touch with the original creator of the song to see if he got sampling permissions for it and potentially start a lawsuit 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

12 3 29
10 1 1

Genuinely feel a sense of dread rn last month I discovered some really obscure artist who had this one amazing song and when i looked it up on youtube today i saw a weird comment and discovered that some rapper five days ago had somehow found the song and just rapped over it without changing barely anything 😢😢😢

I am PRAYING that it doesnt get famous or my gatekeeping song will be ruined

Chat do i try and get in touch with the original creator of the song to see if he got sampling permissions for it and potentially start a lawsuit 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

12 3 29

Writing a book 💯

Saw the minecraft movie today

It is SHIT but do you know what i loved? The audience

Every time Jack Black said one of his iconic minecraft quotes the whole cinema started clapping and cheering, they went insane when he said “Chicken jockey 🗣️” and everyone was clapping at the end

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Back to glazing my favourite underrated album ig rate my home screen

Update as chad somehow ended up here

Countries i’ve met people from

EDIT: Turned out i somehow accidentally deleted Greece and Qatar should be “I used to have friends from here” ignore that!!

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1 year

RIGHT AFTER I PROMISED NOT TO LET THE EVENTS OF JANUARY REPEAT AGAIN, THEY REPEAT THEMSELVES ☹️

its like i have one of those superpowers with a comical downside

“you can get any girl you want, but they cannot be from where you are”

anyway shoutout to THE GLORIOUS NATION OF ARGENTINA for providing me with someone who cares about me and is very kind

im probably not going to say much more after this post as im not as obsessed as i was last time, and i dont want to have another cringe romance arc like the last one where i had to delete all posts from it

no more shall be said about this unless something significant happens

brb (reposting when i get a girlfriend)

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Just proved this as i tried to show some spanish music to my youth group and said my music taste is shit and spanish music is now banned there according to one guy

So when spanish speakers (or any non english speakers) listen to music in english people dont care and say its normal but when I listen to music in spanish people say my music taste is weird and cooked???

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