hi
17
male
dundee, scotland
i speak english fluently and im learning spanish 
it would be really cool and funny if you follow me
“fuck bro, let me finish. Your mom asked me to come find you, said some creature ran away with her key and said you could track it down for her. Hi, name’s Chet.” You say
“That key you speak of is something that we are keeping from you! It ungatekeeps the song █████ ██ ███ █████ by ██████! And it will never be ungatekept!”
It slashes at you again, there is now no choice but to fight back
What do you do?
You respond with “Your mom”
“How dare you!” screams the monster, “such rudeness shall not be tolerated!”
It reveals a sharp pair of claws, and slashes at you, getting hit, you fall back
What now?
Option 2 was selected
There are large footsteps throughout the tunnel, and the further down you go, the clearer they get, until you hear a noise.
A growl comes from the edge…
And then something appears, a large monstrous creature, with a deep black and slimy coat. And it speaks to you.
“What brings you here!?” It roars
How do you respond?
“luckily I brought a can of 7.82 Hour Energy™ so I simply chug that and have the energy to do everything™"
You chug the can and choose option 1…
Heading right and feeling energized, you continue down the tunnel, until you find something - an imprint in the ground. The creature has been here.
You continue and find multiple, and then you reach a crossroad.
There are three tunnels ahead of you, each having the same creature’s footsteps going through them, they seem to appear out of nowhere, how is that possible?
What happens now?
Go through the left tunnel
Go through the middle tunnel
Go through the right tunnel
You respond with “Your mom”
“How dare you!” screams the monster, “such rudeness shall not be tolerated!”
It reveals a sharp pair of claws, and slashes at you, getting hit, you fall back
What now?
Option 2 was selected
There are large footsteps throughout the tunnel, and the further down you go, the clearer they get, until you hear a noise.
A growl comes from the edge…
And then something appears, a large monstrous creature, with a deep black and slimy coat. And it speaks to you.
“What brings you here!?” It roars
How do you respond?
“luckily I brought a can of 7.82 Hour Energy™ so I simply chug that and have the energy to do everything™"
You chug the can and choose option 1…
Heading right and feeling energized, you continue down the tunnel, until you find something - an imprint in the ground. The creature has been here.
You continue and find multiple, and then you reach a crossroad.
There are three tunnels ahead of you, each having the same creature’s footsteps going through them, they seem to appear out of nowhere, how is that possible?
What happens now?
Go through the left tunnel
Go through the middle tunnel
Go through the right tunnel
You turn back…
You arrive back at the crossroads, you check your pocket and the key is still there, but you have little energy left, you doubt you can keep going.
What now?
Go to the right to find the creature
Leave the sewers
Option 2 was selected
There are large footsteps throughout the tunnel, and the further down you go, the clearer they get, until you hear a noise.
A growl comes from the edge…
And then something appears, a large monstrous creature, with a deep black and slimy coat. And it speaks to you.
“What brings you here!?” It roars
How do you respond?
“luckily I brought a can of 7.82 Hour Energy™ so I simply chug that and have the energy to do everything™"
You chug the can and choose option 1…
Heading right and feeling energized, you continue down the tunnel, until you find something - an imprint in the ground. The creature has been here.
You continue and find multiple, and then you reach a crossroad.
There are three tunnels ahead of you, each having the same creature’s footsteps going through them, they seem to appear out of nowhere, how is that possible?
What happens now?
Go through the left tunnel
Go through the middle tunnel
Go through the right tunnel
You turn back…
You arrive back at the crossroads, you check your pocket and the key is still there, but you have little energy left, you doubt you can keep going.
What now?
Go to the right to find the creature
Leave the sewers
“(3) Pick up the key AND keep going forward. But also put that key in my pocket that doesn’t have a hole in it” was chosen…
You pick up the key and continue forward…
You go forward and forward, but find nothing, not even a trace of that creature, but there’s a light at the end of the sewer tunnel
You have little energy left, what now?
Turn back and go the other direction to find the creature
Continue forward
“luckily I brought a can of 7.82 Hour Energy™ so I simply chug that and have the energy to do everything™"
You chug the can and choose option 1…
Heading right and feeling energized, you continue down the tunnel, until you find something - an imprint in the ground. The creature has been here.
You continue and find multiple, and then you reach a crossroad.
There are three tunnels ahead of you, each having the same creature’s footsteps going through them, they seem to appear out of nowhere, how is that possible?
What happens now?
Go through the left tunnel
Go through the middle tunnel
Go through the right tunnel
You turn back…
You arrive back at the crossroads, you check your pocket and the key is still there, but you have little energy left, you doubt you can keep going.
What now?
Go to the right to find the creature
Leave the sewers
“(3) Pick up the key AND keep going forward. But also put that key in my pocket that doesn’t have a hole in it” was chosen…
You pick up the key and continue forward…
You go forward and forward, but find nothing, not even a trace of that creature, but there’s a light at the end of the sewer tunnel
You have little energy left, what now?
Turn back and go the other direction to find the creature
Continue forward
Option 1 was selected…
Passing through the dark sewers, you find no trace of the creature.
However, there is a glint on the ground, it’s a key! But is it really the same key?
What happens now?
Return to the surface to use the key
Forget the key and keep going forward
You turn back…
You arrive back at the crossroads, you check your pocket and the key is still there, but you have little energy left, you doubt you can keep going.
What now?
Go to the right to find the creature
Leave the sewers
“(3) Pick up the key AND keep going forward. But also put that key in my pocket that doesn’t have a hole in it” was chosen…
You pick up the key and continue forward…
You go forward and forward, but find nothing, not even a trace of that creature, but there’s a light at the end of the sewer tunnel
You have little energy left, what now?
Turn back and go the other direction to find the creature
Continue forward
Option 1 was selected…
Passing through the dark sewers, you find no trace of the creature.
However, there is a glint on the ground, it’s a key! But is it really the same key?
What happens now?
Return to the surface to use the key
Forget the key and keep going forward
Option 2 was selected…
You enter the sewers, searching for a key, and you find a glint on the ground, however, a strange creature dashes by and takes the key
Chasing after the creature, you lose track of it and come across a fork in the road, there are two pipes, one leading to the left and another leading to the right
What happens now?
Go to the left
Go to the right
Turn back
“(3) Pick up the key AND keep going forward. But also put that key in my pocket that doesn’t have a hole in it” was chosen…
You pick up the key and continue forward…
You go forward and forward, but find nothing, not even a trace of that creature, but there’s a light at the end of the sewer tunnel
You have little energy left, what now?
Turn back and go the other direction to find the creature
Continue forward
Option 1 was selected…
Passing through the dark sewers, you find no trace of the creature.
However, there is a glint on the ground, it’s a key! But is it really the same key?
What happens now?
Return to the surface to use the key
Forget the key and keep going forward
Option 2 was selected…
You enter the sewers, searching for a key, and you find a glint on the ground, however, a strange creature dashes by and takes the key
Chasing after the creature, you lose track of it and come across a fork in the road, there are two pipes, one leading to the left and another leading to the right
What happens now?
Go to the left
Go to the right
Turn back
A key has been purchased! 
While returning to unlock the gatekept song, the key falls out of your pocket and down a drain
What happens now?
Purchase another key
Enter the sewers and find the key
Option 1 was selected…
Passing through the dark sewers, you find no trace of the creature.
However, there is a glint on the ground, it’s a key! But is it really the same key?
What happens now?
Return to the surface to use the key
Forget the key and keep going forward
Option 2 was selected…
You enter the sewers, searching for a key, and you find a glint on the ground, however, a strange creature dashes by and takes the key
Chasing after the creature, you lose track of it and come across a fork in the road, there are two pipes, one leading to the left and another leading to the right
What happens now?
Go to the left
Go to the right
Turn back
A key has been purchased!
While returning to unlock the gatekept song, the key falls out of your pocket and down a drain
What happens now?
Purchase another key
Enter the sewers and find the key
Fine ill say the song the song is called: 
(5 likes to purchase a key for the locks to ungatekeep)
Option 2 was selected…
You enter the sewers, searching for a key, and you find a glint on the ground, however, a strange creature dashes by and takes the key
Chasing after the creature, you lose track of it and come across a fork in the road, there are two pipes, one leading to the left and another leading to the right
What happens now?
Go to the left
Go to the right
Turn back
A key has been purchased!
While returning to unlock the gatekept song, the key falls out of your pocket and down a drain
What happens now?
Purchase another key
Enter the sewers and find the key
Fine ill say the song the song is called:
(5 likes to purchase a key for the locks to ungatekeep)
Genuinely feel a sense of dread rn last month I discovered some really obscure artist who had this one amazing song and when i looked it up on youtube today i saw a weird comment and discovered that some rapper five days ago had somehow found the song and just rapped over it without changing barely anything 
I am PRAYING that it doesnt get famous or my gatekeeping song will be ruined
Chat do i try and get in touch with the original creator of the song to see if he got sampling permissions for it and potentially start a lawsuit 
A key has been purchased!
While returning to unlock the gatekept song, the key falls out of your pocket and down a drain
What happens now?
Purchase another key
Enter the sewers and find the key
Fine ill say the song the song is called:
(5 likes to purchase a key for the locks to ungatekeep)
Genuinely feel a sense of dread rn last month I discovered some really obscure artist who had this one amazing song and when i looked it up on youtube today i saw a weird comment and discovered that some rapper five days ago had somehow found the song and just rapped over it without changing barely anything
I am PRAYING that it doesnt get famous or my gatekeeping song will be ruined
Chat do i try and get in touch with the original creator of the song to see if he got sampling permissions for it and potentially start a lawsuit
Fine ill say the song the song is called:
(5 likes to purchase a key for the locks to ungatekeep)
Genuinely feel a sense of dread rn last month I discovered some really obscure artist who had this one amazing song and when i looked it up on youtube today i saw a weird comment and discovered that some rapper five days ago had somehow found the song and just rapped over it without changing barely anything
I am PRAYING that it doesnt get famous or my gatekeeping song will be ruined
Chat do i try and get in touch with the original creator of the song to see if he got sampling permissions for it and potentially start a lawsuit
Genuinely feel a sense of dread rn last month I discovered some really obscure artist who had this one amazing song and when i looked it up on youtube today i saw a weird comment and discovered that some rapper five days ago had somehow found the song and just rapped over it without changing barely anything
I am PRAYING that it doesnt get famous or my gatekeeping song will be ruined
Chat do i try and get in touch with the original creator of the song to see if he got sampling permissions for it and potentially start a lawsuit
Saw the minecraft movie today
It is SHIT but do you know what i loved? The audience
Every time Jack Black said one of his iconic minecraft quotes the whole cinema started clapping and cheering, they went insane when he said “Chicken jockey 
” and everyone was clapping at the end
Update as chad somehow ended up here
Countries i’ve met people from
EDIT: Turned out i somehow accidentally deleted Greece and Qatar should be “I used to have friends from here” ignore that!!