hi
17
male
dundee, scotland
i speak english fluently and im learning spanish 
it would be really cool and funny if you follow me
Ok so updates on that one friend i have
So she’s a girl and because of that everybody seems to think we’re dating?? Her parents think that my parents think that and one of her friends sent me a message today saying “aren’t you my mates boyfriend” and then said “I saw you guys outside poundland so dont even lie” no need to be so threatening 
This was an insane success now let me explain wtf im even talking about
So for years i have had huge social issues and basically been friendless since 2020 and resorted to speaking to people online, however ive been trying to improve this for a while but nothings working and this week i has two huge opportunities to fix this!
First of all was what i called plan A in “operation unfuck my social life”, a club i go to did 5 days straight of activities with tons of opportunities to make friends, however, my social skills are so horrid that i made zero friends or even acquaintances by the end of that 
So that leads into plan B phase 1, which was continuing to get online friends but specifically ones from nearby here or at least scotland, as I was more comfortable speaking to people online. And from that I could do plan B phase 2: meeting online friends
So today I basically did a whole ass solo expedition to another city, met up with a good friend i had from there, we spent the day doing a bunch of stuff and now we’re likely going to make regular visits Is this a valid way to fix my social life chat???
Plan B phase two officially commences on saturday will i make it to saturday before going insane?????
Update: nvm i am absolutely fucked
Plan A in what i call “operation unfuck my social life” is NOT working, however plan B has a 90% chance of working but is less effective
Plan B has been in motion since the start of june and the second phase is where the magic happens the second phase can be initiated as soon as Saturday, maybe even tomorrow if I change up my schedules
However, plan A will be impacted if i change my schedules and plan A would be far more effective than plan B if it works, which it always has a chance to
I probably sound insane rn thats because i lowkey am 
I will start preparing for the second phase of plan B as soon as I am able to
July 2025 will absolutely be my month Im predicting it
I shall return with updates in the future if it truly is my month
Plan B phase two officially commences on saturday will i make it to saturday before going insane?????
Update: nvm i am absolutely fucked
Plan A in what i call “operation unfuck my social life” is NOT working, however plan B has a 90% chance of working but is less effective
Plan B has been in motion since the start of june and the second phase is where the magic happens the second phase can be initiated as soon as Saturday, maybe even tomorrow if I change up my schedules
However, plan A will be impacted if i change my schedules and plan A would be far more effective than plan B if it works, which it always has a chance to
I probably sound insane rn thats because i lowkey am I will start preparing for the second phase of plan B as soon as I am able to
July 2025 will absolutely be my month Im predicting it
I shall return with updates in the future if it truly is my month
Update: nvm i am absolutely fucked
Plan A in what i call “operation unfuck my social life” is NOT working, however plan B has a 90% chance of working but is less effective
Plan B has been in motion since the start of june and the second phase is where the magic happens the second phase can be initiated as soon as Saturday, maybe even tomorrow if I change up my schedules
However, plan A will be impacted if i change my schedules and plan A would be far more effective than plan B if it works, which it always has a chance to
I probably sound insane rn thats because i lowkey am I will start preparing for the second phase of plan B as soon as I am able to
July 2025 will absolutely be my month Im predicting it
I shall return with updates in the future if it truly is my month
July 2025 will absolutely be my month Im predicting it
I shall return with updates in the future if it truly is my month
Turns out i now sometimes try to make music on garageband on my phone at like midnight this is the second time ive made a full song there recently
I lowkey have potential but idk how to play any instruments and dont have professional software so I guess I’ll just do this for now 
“You find the gatekept song right on the floor next to you, and it’s revealed”
You find a piece of paper with the name of the gatekept song
“Ang… Ahh!”
The song gets blasted by a gamma ray and vaporizes in front of you before you can read anything
What now?
You pick the lock…
Using a paperclip in your pocket, you try to do this and get ready, however, it doesn’t open
Thats when you realize there are two keys which must be inserted at the same time.
You use the other key you found on the other lock but it doesn’t work.
What now?
You try the key that you found earlier..
You head to the song and try to ungatekeep it, but the key doesnt work, its a fake!
Now what…
Find the rest of the key shards
Pick the lock
Buy another key
Suddenly, you notice a hamster wheel.
You convince the monster to go in the hamster wheel and you start rolling.
“Where we heading?” Says the monster
“Back to where we came here from!”
You start heading back, you cross continents and oceans, until finally arriving back in the sewers.
“Wait,” says the monster, “my original goal was to keep that song gatekept from you, but you’re a good person, I don’t want to kill you.”
“So can you tell me the song?” you reply
“Of course,” says the monster, “the song is called An-”
Suddenly, the monster spontaneously combusts and fucking dies
What now?
You pick the lock…
Using a paperclip in your pocket, you try to do this and get ready, however, it doesn’t open
Thats when you realize there are two keys which must be inserted at the same time.
You use the other key you found on the other lock but it doesn’t work.
What now?
You try the key that you found earlier..
You head to the song and try to ungatekeep it, but the key doesnt work, its a fake!
Now what…
Find the rest of the key shards
Pick the lock
Buy another key
Suddenly, you notice a hamster wheel.
You convince the monster to go in the hamster wheel and you start rolling.
“Where we heading?” Says the monster
“Back to where we came here from!”
You start heading back, you cross continents and oceans, until finally arriving back in the sewers.
“Wait,” says the monster, “my original goal was to keep that song gatekept from you, but you’re a good person, I don’t want to kill you.”
“So can you tell me the song?” you reply
“Of course,” says the monster, “the song is called An-”
Suddenly, the monster spontaneously combusts and fucking dies
What now?
“i look it up on google translate and then i attempt to say “добър въпрос”"
Pulling out your phone clumsily, you translate the phrase “good question” to Bulgarian and say “добър въпрос”, your bulgarian is horrible and nobody understands you well.
“Махай се от съдебната ми зала” says one of the judges, you pull out google translate again and find out he told you “Get out of my courtroom”. You and the monster leave.
“Now what? We’re in Bulgaria and theres no way I will be able to ungatekeep that song now” You say
“Well, its gatekept for a reason, the whole point is so that you don’t know what the song is” Says the monster, “me and my team have merely been trying to defend the song from being ungatekept”
What do you do now?
You try the key that you found earlier..
You head to the song and try to ungatekeep it, but the key doesnt work, its a fake!
Now what…
Find the rest of the key shards
Pick the lock
Buy another key
Suddenly, you notice a hamster wheel.
You convince the monster to go in the hamster wheel and you start rolling.
“Where we heading?” Says the monster
“Back to where we came here from!”
You start heading back, you cross continents and oceans, until finally arriving back in the sewers.
“Wait,” says the monster, “my original goal was to keep that song gatekept from you, but you’re a good person, I don’t want to kill you.”
“So can you tell me the song?” you reply
“Of course,” says the monster, “the song is called An-”
Suddenly, the monster spontaneously combusts and fucking dies
What now?
“i look it up on google translate and then i attempt to say “добър въпрос”"
Pulling out your phone clumsily, you translate the phrase “good question” to Bulgarian and say “добър въпрос”, your bulgarian is horrible and nobody understands you well.
“Махай се от съдебната ми зала” says one of the judges, you pull out google translate again and find out he told you “Get out of my courtroom”. You and the monster leave.
“Now what? We’re in Bulgaria and theres no way I will be able to ungatekeep that song now” You say
“Well, its gatekept for a reason, the whole point is so that you don’t know what the song is” Says the monster, “me and my team have merely been trying to defend the song from being ungatekept”
What do you do now?
You sue the creature in a Bulgarian court of law…
“Pack your bags, we’re going to Bulgaria” You say, the creature looks at you surprised, and you lead it out of the sewers.
After getting on a plane, you arrive in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria, and enter a court, the judges look at you and the creature puzzled.
“Какво, по дяволите, е това братле?” says one of them, but you don’t speak Bulgarian.
What do you say now?
Suddenly, you notice a hamster wheel.
You convince the monster to go in the hamster wheel and you start rolling.
“Where we heading?” Says the monster
“Back to where we came here from!”
You start heading back, you cross continents and oceans, until finally arriving back in the sewers.
“Wait,” says the monster, “my original goal was to keep that song gatekept from you, but you’re a good person, I don’t want to kill you.”
“So can you tell me the song?” you reply
“Of course,” says the monster, “the song is called An-”
Suddenly, the monster spontaneously combusts and fucking dies
What now?
“i look it up on google translate and then i attempt to say “добър въпрос”"
Pulling out your phone clumsily, you translate the phrase “good question” to Bulgarian and say “добър въпрос”, your bulgarian is horrible and nobody understands you well.
“Махай се от съдебната ми зала” says one of the judges, you pull out google translate again and find out he told you “Get out of my courtroom”. You and the monster leave.
“Now what? We’re in Bulgaria and theres no way I will be able to ungatekeep that song now” You say
“Well, its gatekept for a reason, the whole point is so that you don’t know what the song is” Says the monster, “me and my team have merely been trying to defend the song from being ungatekept”
What do you do now?
You sue the creature in a Bulgarian court of law…
“Pack your bags, we’re going to Bulgaria” You say, the creature looks at you surprised, and you lead it out of the sewers.
After getting on a plane, you arrive in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria, and enter a court, the judges look at you and the creature puzzled.
“Какво, по дяволите, е това братле?” says one of them, but you don’t speak Bulgarian.
What do you say now?
You go left…
At the end of the tunnel, you encounter another monster, but its small and afraid.
“Please! Spare me! I will give you a hint to ungatekeep this song!”
“Okay, tell me”
“I’ll sing it to you!”
The monster starts to sing the lyrics of the song…
“You came to me in a dream
I was lonely
Could it be?
It’s in the night for me
When you’re near me
Hard to say it now, but I want you so
Are you real?
Or are you fooling me?-”
“What a lovely song what’s it called?” You say
“I’ll ungatekeep it… it’s called An-”
Suddenly, a beam of energy hits the creature, vaporizing it instantly. You look back and see the creature you battled with earlier.
“Fool! That song’s lyrics aren’t even published anywhere online! You’ll find nothing!”
What do you do now?
“i look it up on google translate and then i attempt to say “добър въпрос”"
Pulling out your phone clumsily, you translate the phrase “good question” to Bulgarian and say “добър въпрос”, your bulgarian is horrible and nobody understands you well.
“Махай се от съдебната ми зала” says one of the judges, you pull out google translate again and find out he told you “Get out of my courtroom”. You and the monster leave.
“Now what? We’re in Bulgaria and theres no way I will be able to ungatekeep that song now” You say
“Well, its gatekept for a reason, the whole point is so that you don’t know what the song is” Says the monster, “me and my team have merely been trying to defend the song from being ungatekept”
What do you do now?
You sue the creature in a Bulgarian court of law…
“Pack your bags, we’re going to Bulgaria” You say, the creature looks at you surprised, and you lead it out of the sewers.
After getting on a plane, you arrive in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria, and enter a court, the judges look at you and the creature puzzled.
“Какво, по дяволите, е това братле?” says one of them, but you don’t speak Bulgarian.
What do you say now?
You go left…
At the end of the tunnel, you encounter another monster, but its small and afraid.
“Please! Spare me! I will give you a hint to ungatekeep this song!”
“Okay, tell me”
“I’ll sing it to you!”
The monster starts to sing the lyrics of the song…
“You came to me in a dream
I was lonely
Could it be?
It’s in the night for me
When you’re near me
Hard to say it now, but I want you so
Are you real?
Or are you fooling me?-”
“What a lovely song what’s it called?” You say
“I’ll ungatekeep it… it’s called An-”
Suddenly, a beam of energy hits the creature, vaporizing it instantly. You look back and see the creature you battled with earlier.
“Fool! That song’s lyrics aren’t even published anywhere online! You’ll find nothing!”
What do you do now?
You throw a brick at the creature
It hits it in the face and it falls back, seeing this as your chance to strike, you launch yourself towards it and start attacking. After a few hits, it falls, and behind it is a shard.
It appears to be part of a key, maybe this is the real key to ungatekeep the song? You put it in your pocket and head back to the entrance to the three tunnels, the other creatures likely have the other parts of the key too and you must defeat them.
What now?
Go left
Go right
You sue the creature in a Bulgarian court of law…
“Pack your bags, we’re going to Bulgaria” You say, the creature looks at you surprised, and you lead it out of the sewers.
After getting on a plane, you arrive in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria, and enter a court, the judges look at you and the creature puzzled.
“Какво, по дяволите, е това братле?” says one of them, but you don’t speak Bulgarian.
What do you say now?
You go left…
At the end of the tunnel, you encounter another monster, but its small and afraid.
“Please! Spare me! I will give you a hint to ungatekeep this song!”
“Okay, tell me”
“I’ll sing it to you!”
The monster starts to sing the lyrics of the song…
“You came to me in a dream
I was lonely
Could it be?
It’s in the night for me
When you’re near me
Hard to say it now, but I want you so
Are you real?
Or are you fooling me?-”
“What a lovely song what’s it called?” You say
“I’ll ungatekeep it… it’s called An-”
Suddenly, a beam of energy hits the creature, vaporizing it instantly. You look back and see the creature you battled with earlier.
“Fool! That song’s lyrics aren’t even published anywhere online! You’ll find nothing!”
What do you do now?
You throw a brick at the creature
It hits it in the face and it falls back, seeing this as your chance to strike, you launch yourself towards it and start attacking. After a few hits, it falls, and behind it is a shard.
It appears to be part of a key, maybe this is the real key to ungatekeep the song? You put it in your pocket and head back to the entrance to the three tunnels, the other creatures likely have the other parts of the key too and you must defeat them.
What now?
Go left
Go right
“fuck bro, let me finish. Your mom asked me to come find you, said some creature ran away with her key and said you could track it down for her. Hi, name’s Chet.” You say
“That key you speak of is something that we are keeping from you! It ungatekeeps the song █████ ██ ███ █████ by ██████! And it will never be ungatekept!”
It slashes at you again, there is now no choice but to fight back
What do you do?
You go left…
At the end of the tunnel, you encounter another monster, but its small and afraid.
“Please! Spare me! I will give you a hint to ungatekeep this song!”
“Okay, tell me”
“I’ll sing it to you!”
The monster starts to sing the lyrics of the song…
“You came to me in a dream
I was lonely
Could it be?
It’s in the night for me
When you’re near me
Hard to say it now, but I want you so
Are you real?
Or are you fooling me?-”
“What a lovely song what’s it called?” You say
“I’ll ungatekeep it… it’s called An-”
Suddenly, a beam of energy hits the creature, vaporizing it instantly. You look back and see the creature you battled with earlier.
“Fool! That song’s lyrics aren’t even published anywhere online! You’ll find nothing!”
What do you do now?
You throw a brick at the creature
It hits it in the face and it falls back, seeing this as your chance to strike, you launch yourself towards it and start attacking. After a few hits, it falls, and behind it is a shard.
It appears to be part of a key, maybe this is the real key to ungatekeep the song? You put it in your pocket and head back to the entrance to the three tunnels, the other creatures likely have the other parts of the key too and you must defeat them.
What now?
Go left
Go right
“fuck bro, let me finish. Your mom asked me to come find you, said some creature ran away with her key and said you could track it down for her. Hi, name’s Chet.” You say
“That key you speak of is something that we are keeping from you! It ungatekeeps the song █████ ██ ███ █████ by ██████! And it will never be ungatekept!”
It slashes at you again, there is now no choice but to fight back
What do you do?
You respond with “Your mom”
“How dare you!” screams the monster, “such rudeness shall not be tolerated!”
It reveals a sharp pair of claws, and slashes at you, getting hit, you fall back
What now?
You throw a brick at the creature
It hits it in the face and it falls back, seeing this as your chance to strike, you launch yourself towards it and start attacking. After a few hits, it falls, and behind it is a shard.
It appears to be part of a key, maybe this is the real key to ungatekeep the song? You put it in your pocket and head back to the entrance to the three tunnels, the other creatures likely have the other parts of the key too and you must defeat them.
What now?
Go left
Go right
“fuck bro, let me finish. Your mom asked me to come find you, said some creature ran away with her key and said you could track it down for her. Hi, name’s Chet.” You say
“That key you speak of is something that we are keeping from you! It ungatekeeps the song █████ ██ ███ █████ by ██████! And it will never be ungatekept!”
It slashes at you again, there is now no choice but to fight back
What do you do?
You respond with “Your mom”
“How dare you!” screams the monster, “such rudeness shall not be tolerated!”
It reveals a sharp pair of claws, and slashes at you, getting hit, you fall back
What now?
Option 2 was selected
There are large footsteps throughout the tunnel, and the further down you go, the clearer they get, until you hear a noise.
A growl comes from the edge…
And then something appears, a large monstrous creature, with a deep black and slimy coat. And it speaks to you.
“What brings you here!?” It roars
How do you respond?