2 updates a day keep the log4j away :/

but seriously, yesterday it was the THIRD TIME that my computer wanted to update twice

oh wAaAIt tHeORy: 2 updates a day - two log4j-related security vulns found a day - 8 (working hours)/2=4 (omg YeS I’M sO gOod At MaTh) = it takes 4 hours for all microsloth devs to find a security vulnerability (yeah this theory is so conspirational ikr)

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wdym? like that you panicked because of log4j but then realised the bug is only in apps which use it? log4j is a logging service used by many frameworks tho, so it’s even in things like apache webserver etc. :/

Yeahh lolll .v.

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