just got a call from an unknown number but I was too scared to pick up so I just ended up staring at my phone for half a minute
Hello this is the Roadkill Café. You kill it, we cook it! What would you like to order?
on time one of my friends did that (they were just calling random numbers) and someone answered and said, “I’d like to order you to grow the hell up!” and we couldn’t stop laughing