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speaking of christmas who else is ready for christmas
Rest in peace to the wasteof users who have moved on. Thank you for your service.
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How many of these people do you remember?
I’ve had so much food today… I’ve eaten basically 4 whole meals, on top of a lot more snacks than normal.
But I need it, I’m 120 lbs and 5’9” and I run so I don’t get a lot of chances to gain weight.
A very sad thing happened last night on wasteof. Kiwi a tortured and struggling, but once very talented president and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as JEFFALO DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as JDS. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession of King Jeffery A. Low, with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Jeffalo Administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness, and with the Golden Age of wasteof upon us, perhaps like never before. May Kiwi rest in peace!
PRESIDENT KIWI RESURRECTED; SUBSEQUENTLY ATTACKED BY TERRORIST AND KILLED AGAIN
Once again, we have received a small amount of news from the survivors currently on the deserted island. To our shock, this radio message was sent from the president @kiwi, who was suspected to be killed by @toaks only a few days ago. “Hi guys, it’s Kiwi here, I got resurrected a little bit ago and thought I would tell you so you don’t replace my position in government with someone unfit for it, like a serial killer or something idk.” His statement of his new health was quickly cut off by an unknown person. However, the radio message was accompanied by this picture. Though it is only speculation on this reporter’s part, it is clear that Toaks has killed Kiwi a second time.
I have just finished Nicolas Sarkozy's "Prisoner's Diary" and, clearly, the open ending calls for a sequel: I eagerly await the return of the former president to prison for a second volume even more intense and full of twists and turns!
One year ago today, Syrian rebels took over the country. I don’t know why it has stuck with me so much, but that country has been on my mind since then.
What’s your favorite Christmas movie?
Personally, this is not a common one, but I like The Santa Clause (1994).
Tuvalu and The Gambia have signed a historic trade agreement 
US dollar 
is finished
PRESIDENT KIWI “WHOOPSIES” OFF SHEER CLIFF FACE AND DIES
Early today, we received a second radio message from the survivors of the presidential plane crash. It contains grim news. According to the professional killer @adventuremase, our great president @kiwi “had a little whoopsie-daisy and just so happened to fall hundreds of feet down a cliff. We didn’t confirm he died but I mean c’mon.” Now, this reporter usually does not give opinions on matters such as these. However, I believe the implications of this are obvious: @toaks killed the president.
Breaking: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals 
They’ve tried to divide us since 1712, but the movement only grows stronger. We will TAKE CAROLINA BACK AND RESTORE OUR TRUE, GOD-GIVEN BORDERS. MAKE CAROLINA GREAT AGAIN!!!
