Top 10 tips for 2025
This might be an airball but if any wasteof users are planning to tour NC State, just lmk, I’d love to hang out and buy you some ice cream
I meant not well written 
I feel the same way about the Book of Mormon. The actual book is well written but it has some good lore that would make a good LOTR style story
the sad thing about scientology is that the lore would lwk go hard as the story of a series of fantasy novels with a message about hope, but instead it gets used for evil (i say this knowing very little about the lore of scientology)
I feel the same way about the Book of Mormon. The actual book is well written but it has some good lore that would make a good LOTR style story
the sad thing about scientology is that the lore would lwk go hard as the story of a series of fantasy novels with a message about hope, but instead it gets used for evil (i say this knowing very little about the lore of scientology)
America actually does use the metric system on this one road in Arizona https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_19
I would like to point out that this is such a harmful false cause and oversimplification.
Yes, a bill was passed in 1975 officially adding Metric as a preferred system for TRADE. However, and while this may come as a shock, people actually do not want to suddenly switch to a system they've been accustomed to for decades, and it would cost big and small businesses alike obscene amounts of money to switch to a system with no real benefit over the other, especially since the bill made it entirely voluntary. This is why we don't use the metric system. It was NOT added to the U.S. customary units.
It doesn't matter what system you use. Anyone who cares or judges for it can fuck off.
fun fact: there was a law pasesd decades ago in the united states adding metric units to the US Customary unit system, but people just didn’t use them because they’re dumb
I hate that Americans are trained to think it’s super weird and laugh when we hear someone using the metric system
we’re the weird ones, not them
As head of Homeland Security, I declare the word “cereal” to be a terrorist threat to wasteof.money. No one is allowed to support terrorist groups such as “Kellogg’s”. We take security very seriously here, and anyone found to be materially supporting cereal terrorists will be prosecuted to the fullest extent.
Imo, the Apple Watch is the best smartwatch on the smart side of things. I’m not just saying this as glaze. The fact that you can add a SIM to it means you can use it like a mini smartphone. Anecdotally, I know a high percentage of parents who are giving one to their kids instead of a phone at first, because it’s just so feature complete (except for the browser and camera). Also the square screen is objectively better than a round one.
It’s like apple built a mini iPhone, while other companies just built an accessory.
New Blog Post — Actually, I don't hate smartwatches, I just hate Google, and I wish I didn't
Google's mediocre smartwatch software, abysmal level of effort and care put into optimisation and internal self sabotage between departments makes Pixel Watches look and feel incredibly unfinished and unappealing, while making Apple & Samsung look like the best smartwatch companies on earth.
https://blog.joshattic.us/posts/2026-08-19-actually-i-dont-hate-smartwatches-i-hate-google
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this hard-hitting journalism from The Wasted Onion (the only trustworthy news source) has revealed a shocking truth.
the rules of the prior election state that “If you are running, and you attempt to boost your campaign in an unfair way, you will be immediately disqualified from the election and become ineligible to run in any future elections.” thrat’s murder of the American hero @tallpeter was committed to boost his current campaign, meaning he is completely ineligible to stand for office.
will the corrupt officials running the @election disqualify him, or will their inaction reveal their biases (possibly due to financial influence) in this race?
Election Coverage: Owl Says Wasteof5 Will Feature Button That Drops Anvil On Other Users Heads
THE INTERNET—Expanding on her campaign promise to finish wasteof4 and begin work on its successor, presidential candidate Owl said Friday that wasteof5 will feature a button to drop an anvil onto the heads of other users.
By The Wasted Onion: Thrat Assassinated TallPeter Last Year So We'd Have A Better Chance Of Winning This Year
Hello, my fellow wasteof.money users. As many of you know, I am running in this year's presidential election. I've already shared how I plan to make wasteof even better, such as finishing wasteof4, starting wasteof5, and wearing former President Kiwi's skin. Now, of course I believe my opponent, Thrat, is not a suitable candidate, but even they have one thing that bodes well for them in my view: the fact they assassinated 2025 presidential candidate TallPeter, thereby giving all of us a much better chance of winning this year.
This piece was suggested by @owl, thank you!
Elsewhere On The Campaign Trail:
Thrat-Eris Campaign Disavows Links To Darflen, Clarifies They Use Blaze Instead
EvilJeffalo Accidentally Boosts Thrat's Poll Lead After Accusing Them Of Murder
Juni Vows To Poop On Wasteof Server To Mark Her Territory
LandonHere Promises Cheap Catgirl Transformations
Full coverage: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/owl-says-wasteof5-will-feature-button-that-drops-anvil-on-other-users-heads/
Still one of the best posts OAT (I’m unbiased)
In light of thrat’s recent campaign, i would like to bring this post to light. Thrat is a certified oren GLAZER which is why they have my vote
Some day we gon' get Oren
Some day we gon' get Lindsay
Baby, don't you bet it all
On a pack of Lindsay
You might think Oren wrote you off
They gon' have to Lindsay me off
Someday the Oren’ll be gone
And they'll play Lindsay on and on
Sometimes I take all the Oren
Talk like I drank all the Lindsay
Oren ahead but way Lindsay
I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren
No half-orens, just all Lindsays
Caught between Oren and Lindsay
This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay
Congressman Thrat, an America First Patriot who has been with me from the very beginning (he was the first Elected Official in the Country to Endorse me!), is running for the Wasteof President, a site I love and WON BIG in 2016, 2020, and 2024, getting the highest vote in that great Site’s history.
A very successful Businessman, Civic Leader, and Highly Respected State Legislator prior to becoming a distinguished Wasteofian, Thrat has dedicated his life to serving his Community. As your next President, Thrat will continue to fight tirelessly to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Champion Wasteof Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Strengthen our Brave Military/Veterans, Safeguard our Elections, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment.
Thrat is a good friend, fighter, and WINNER, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Wasteof President — THRAT WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
Hey Guys! I am proud to announce that I will be running for president of the wasteof.money platform! I will be making great changes that this platform has been BEGGING for, so please vote for me! Official campaign goals will be posted soon, so be on the look-out for that!
-thrat
I know I talked about running in the wasteof election, but with moving into college I won’t be able to do it this year. Someone else will have to carry the team.
I think it’s not true that the USA is unwalkable, it’s just super spread out. In Europe what they consider “suburbs” would just be within the city in America. (Also there’s no public transit but that’s another issue)
Like with MetLife Stadium in NJ, even if they had built a path directly there, nobody would have walked it because it was like 9 miles one way. Or even in my small town, you can walk to the majority of neighborhoods from the downtown district, but it’s too far to walk anywhere especially in the summer.
Those are the things that grow the wind right?