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Nov 19, 2007 | July 4, 2023
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I’ve always wanted to live in a place like Jersey or Sark, or Washington Island Wisconsin where I could run and bike all over the island. It would be really cool.

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I actually love ishowspeed’s Africa stream series. I think Africa is really neglected and I’m glad he’s showing it to the world

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North Carolina main streets appreciation post

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You might remember the 2022 Iranian Mahsa Amini protests as being the biggest in the country’s history. Well, right now that record is being beaten. Protestors are in basically every city including smaller ones (unlike last time). The regime is also weaker than last time. We genuinely could see the Iranian regime fall because of this, but I personally think it would require some outside intervention for that to happen. Hopefully Israel or America does something.

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We raiding Belgrade with this one 🗣️🔥

By The Wasted Onion: Trump Eyes Yugoslavia As Next Nation To Seize

WASHINGTON—Seemingly emboldened after the successful mission to capture Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, U.S. President Donald Trump has expressed interest in seizing the former nation of Yugoslavia, believing it to still currently exist. “We need Yugoslavia very badly. We need Yugoslavia from the standpoint of national security. And the Yugoslavs are not gonna be able to stop it, I can tell you. I know Stjepan Mesić very well, very good man,” said Trump on Air Force One before a reporter made him aware the country broke up in 1991 and 1992, with the president seemingly confused how Stjepan Mesić was in fact the final president of Yugoslavia before going on to become the president of Croatia from 2000 to 2010. “We live in a world, in the real world, Jake, that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time. Nobody’s going to fight the United States militarily over the future of Yugoslavia, mainly because its future was already determined back in the 90s during a pretty awful war or something,” said top security advisor and aide Stephen Miller in an interview with lesser news outlet CNN. Following the threats made by the Trump administration, nations formerly part of Yugoslavia released statements trying to explain to Trump that he couldn’t seize a country that doesn’t exist anymore. At press time, Stephen Miller reportedly suggested that President Trump could seize each of the former nations of Yugoslavia and reunite them to resurrect the country.

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“Venezuelans were sacrificed in the Maduro raid” - False. As far as we can tell at the moment Maduro had only Cubans in his security. Why? Because Venezuelans mostly hated him and he couldn’t trust them to not backstab him.

More heartwarming proof of the fact that you can be anything you want to be:

Nigel Farage was a commodities trader

Elon Musk shoveled grain

Kanye West worked at a gap store

Jair Bolsonaro fished and farmed palmito

Modi sold tea at a train station

Trump: McDonald’s employee

Maduro: bus driver

Assad: ophthalmologist

All of these guys made it to the presidency. Never let go of your dreams ❤️‍🩹🌹

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Valid point, but something I didn’t really mention is that China’s military doesn’t have an outward purpose. The PLA just wants to keep China and the CCP itself stable. They don’t really do operations out of the country (except in the South China Sea). So maybe they could do a similar operation, they just really don’t want to.

I still think China couldn’t do Iraq, Afghanistan, or Libya like we did. It’s just not possible for them.

i mean it's not like venezuela is that far from the US… they aren't invading a country on the other side of the world..

i’m sure if there was a country at a similar distance from china (like in oceania or whatever) that had nobody major backing it on the international stage (just like venezuela), they could probably capture the leader if they wanted

People say that America is losing its position to China, but at least militarily only America has a world-spanning military force. We’re the only country that can invade a country on a different continent (Venezuela) and capture their leader, invade Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, etc. China could literally never do any of that.

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Trump: McDonald’s employee

Maduro: bus driver

Assad: ophthalmologist

All of these guys made it to the presidency. Never let go of your dreams ❤️‍🩹🌹

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I don’t like Philippe Pétain, but I think invading Vichy France violates international law and must be condemned.

People say that America is losing its position to China, but at least militarily only America has a world-spanning military force. We’re the only country that can invade a country on a different continent (Venezuela) and capture their leader, invade Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, etc. China could literally never do any of that.

I don’t like Trump but I want him to take out the regimes in Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran before he leaves office. That would be a net positive for the world.

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Dang, Venezuela collapsing in the big 26?

fellas, I’m passing this along to y’all:

We’re giving away Childish Things t-shirts to three people who leave reviews online in the next week.

(Shirts look like this:

and you can see them more clearly at https://shop.cassidy.pictures)

Here’s how you enter:

  1. Write a review for Childish Things

  2. Publish that review on Letterboxd or IMDb

  3. Send me a screenshot of your new review

Two winners will be selected at random, and my brother and I will pick our favorite new review for a third winner. We’re taking entries through January 8th.

And if you still haven’t seen the movie, you can stream it right now at https://watch.cassidy.pictures

Thanks team!

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Years of glazing the Schengen zone finally paid off 🦾

Didn’t know Mr. Kaja Kallas changed their gender, but I don’t really follow European news like I used to.