imagine if you saw a rock from a game that looked sort of like some random ectotherm from the same game then you made lore about it on a forum about a programming language, then made a movie about how a group of those ectotherms raided some random slowly dying forum that used to be part of the other forum about the programming language, which leads someone who had abandoned the forum about the programming language to stay in a chat about said ectotherm group where they see someone bragging about joining the wasteof.money beta, leading them to remember the fact that they made an account and making them actively use it again

that would never happen