transphobes: hey the fucking um like when they dig up your skeleton it'll um they'll think you're a man!!!

archaologists actually, when they dig up my skeleton: hey what the hell is that the blåhaj shark from ikea

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i think you’re obsessed with that shark

of course i am, who isn’t?

no obviously the blåhaj would dig upwards and i was expecting to come up with something ridiculous that would happen afterwards but i did not