I have a theory that no one lives in Nebraska by choice. They're all forced to by the government and not allowed to tell about it. No sane person would live in a state shaped like a weird knife.

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I agree with everything you say, except for the part about Nebraska. Who, in their right mind, would live in S O U T H D A K O T A

Nah at least South Dakota has some cool mountains. nebraska has literally nothing