I don't know, gang, like this trap seems pretty extreme. You want me and scoob to, like, go and set an orphanage on fire. Zoinks man! And then me and scoob are supposed to go around and finish off any of the survivors. Like, I don't see how this is supposed to catch a ghost. I really don't think me and scoob can participate in this one. Like, sorry gang.

• Shaggy, to the mystery inc. team, before the great orphan tragedy