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Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.

Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word

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Found A Silent Voice in my YT recommended today, absolute cinema, never kill yourself

#repealthe3rdamendment

Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Pete Hegseth: ‘All Soldiers Must Be Submissive And Breedable’

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one of the few things I hate about cold weather is that my fingers get cold easy, and it makes typing harder. I don’t want to wear gloves :(

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As the treasurer of the new Crack House, I was not informed of this important change. However, I stand behind it whole-heartedly. Money wasted is money well-spent. Moreover, I want to announce a new policy for stores, both physical and digital to implement:

The Evil sale

An evil sale is a reverse sale, making the price for a product increase rather than decrease. Although this idea has not been discussed or approved, it is guaranteed to reinvigorate the economy, and, most importantly, waste more money!

Thank you for your time,

Toaks

Crack House Mini Report

Tariffs. They suck. We all know they suck. And after having to spend an additional $15 to buy my Playdate about a month ago, I’ve realized that they suck.

So, I’m proud to announce - negative tariffs! They’re like tariffs, but negative. We’ll be enacting a -100% tariff on all movies produced outside Wasteoftopia so you can all be citizens of the world or whatever your guys’ newfangled term for it is.

Secondly, we’ll be enacting a -29.10% tariff on Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda from Australia. This is definitely something that will benefit you all and not just me feeding my addiction to Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda. Emphasis on “not just.”

And last, we’ll be enacting a -500% tariff on all Tim Hortons products, because my administration has heard from you all, and I fully agree - @ilovetimhortons too.

This is not the end of our reverse tariff endeavors - we at the KiwiLate Science Lab are always devising ways to waste (or gain) money.

Tune in soon for our next round of policy enactments. @leaks has confirmed that some policies might be enacted when this post is made.

- President Kiwi

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fellas is it “boring” to call an essay good?

I have finally got a dropout subscription

Thank you for recognizing this. Yes in fact every single orange guy with 3 sploinks WHO IS MADE BY @adventuremase is in fact me

wild @toaks spotted in a random deltarune animation??

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I finally finished the script to my pilot. yippee

It's so sad there's no modern perpetual Photoshop license. I would gladly pay $100-200 (USD) to have access to Photoshop forever, but nooo it has to be a subscription

Yayay I got my new vinyl from that group I recommended a few days ago, Meldrop. It's the 31st they've sold!

Birthday

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Hey guys, if you use Spotify and share song links online and want to remain anonymous, please disable Spotify messages in settings. If anyone has ever opened a Spotify link you have sent, your potentially personal profile will now automatically be available to them.

You can find this in settings, and it's on by default

I recently found a small group called Meldrop and holy moly their music is fire. It might be the fastest I've ever ordered a vinyl, like actually awesome stuff

It’s pretty weird looking back at my old posts. . . I have grown a lot as a person during my time here