Shout-out to library systems. They serve a noble cause.
Shout-out to the word spontaneous, I always forget that it's the word for it's meaning but it's a damn good word
Country Bigfoot Trackers
can’t wait for hollywood to take all the wrong notes from kpop demon hunters and make ripoffs with names like “edm ghost killers” and “soul spirit slashers” and “soft rock succubus pursuers”
The instrumental on this is awesome
https://open.spotify.com/album/3HKKmUZ3jml79YHVQeGa0c
No way chat i dropped a single 
Part of me says this is peak other part disagrees
Update: I didn't use it exactly, instead I have opted for the similar "trust me bro I was there" approach in my personal narrative essay.
Dude hell yeah. I’m going to use this RIGHT NOW
I just realized that I made one of the points in my paper “why not?”
probably not the smartest idea
Dude hell yeah. I’m going to use this RIGHT NOW
I just realized that I made one of the points in my paper “why not?”
probably not the smartest idea
Day job referenced absolute cinema ( @adventuremase )
president’s log of australia: day 10
went bowling yesterday
the whole experience vaguely reminded me of day job, the hit 2024 australian adult animated web series created by paul georghiou
in which the main characters work at a bowling alley
and it’s set in australia
crazy
Randall Munroe didn't die for this
rome building starts tomorrow! be there 8am sharp since they only gave us one day to do it!
#repealthe3rdamendment
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Pete Hegseth: ‘All Soldiers Must Be Submissive And Breedable’
one of the few things I hate about cold weather is that my fingers get cold easy, and it makes typing harder. I don’t want to wear gloves :(
As the treasurer of the new Crack House, I was not informed of this important change. However, I stand behind it whole-heartedly. Money wasted is money well-spent. Moreover, I want to announce a new policy for stores, both physical and digital to implement:
The Evil sale
An evil sale is a reverse sale, making the price for a product increase rather than decrease. Although this idea has not been discussed or approved, it is guaranteed to reinvigorate the economy, and, most importantly, waste more money!
Thank you for your time,
Toaks
Crack House Mini Report
Tariffs. They suck. We all know they suck. And after having to spend an additional $15 to buy my Playdate about a month ago, I’ve realized that they suck.
So, I’m proud to announce - negative tariffs! They’re like tariffs, but negative. We’ll be enacting a -100% tariff on all movies produced outside Wasteoftopia so you can all be citizens of the world or whatever your guys’ newfangled term for it is.
Secondly, we’ll be enacting a -29.10% tariff on Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda from Australia. This is definitely something that will benefit you all and not just me feeding my addiction to Kirk’s Lemon Squash soda. Emphasis on “not just.”
And last, we’ll be enacting a -500% tariff on all Tim Hortons products, because my administration has heard from you all, and I fully agree - @ilovetimhortons too.
This is not the end of our reverse tariff endeavors - we at the KiwiLate Science Lab are always devising ways to waste (or gain) money.
Tune in soon for our next round of policy enactments. @leaks has confirmed that some policies might be enacted when this post is made.
- President Kiwi
Thank you for recognizing this. Yes in fact every single orange guy with 3 sploinks WHO IS MADE BY @adventuremase is in fact me
