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https://toaks.sparkshell.sh/ Official treasurer of the Crack house.
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Nevada City is in California

“Isn’t Los Angeles in Nevada?” -Skylar, June 18th, 2025

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Shout-out to onions, low-key a goated vegetable

Remember, there is often a deep connection between improper caloric intake and bad moods

Citation: me (trust me bro)

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almost to 100 followers

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Bi-irregular reminder to clear wasteof for Android cache to get new pfps n stuff

real ones remember when this was my pfp a long time ago

(thanks again for the doodle, @late)

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smots gaming

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"what are the three types of weather?" - my little brother

"Night and day" - my sister

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Steven Universe is so good it saved my marriage

I'm suffering from success 💔

Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Wasted Onion CEO: ‘Are We Not Important Enough To Get Spam Mentions On Wasteof?’

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disable user registration before it go worse

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I lied earlier wastedonion and dubstep are the only good brand accounts

By The Wasted Onion: The Wasted Onion Announces Newspaper That Will Be Available Everywhere Except Exactly Where You Live

ST. ANDREWS, SCOTLAND—Celebrating the achievement of reaching two hundred posts on its wasteof account, The Wasted Onion has announced a newspaper that will be available around the globe except for your exact geographical location. “As we stand here celebrating the momentous milestone of 200 posts to our wasteof account, which has garnered a combined count of over 7.8 trillion views, we are also excited to announce our latest offering, The Wasted Onion newspaper. Yes, paper, something you can hold in your sweaty peasant hands; starting tomorrow. Except for you, dear reader, you will unfortunately be unable to find our newspaper wherever you are located,” said CEO Clef Bozos outside the news organisation's ebola chocolate factory. “Our inability to provide the newspaper to your location is due to a myriad of reasons, such as delivery complications to local stores around your geographical area, to the fact that we found out you haven’t likely ever read a newspaper in your goddamn life, and also because you just give us creepy vibes and we’re scared of what you’d do with our paper.” At press time, Mr. Bozos assured that The Wasted Onion would make up for its inability to provide its newspaper to your specific location by continuing its onslaught of posting the harsh light of truth to its wasteof profile, no matter how much you beg for it to stop.

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I think creating a fullly complete creative project (genre aside) would fix me

Or leaving society completely and living in the mountains

Or billions of dollars. That'd work, too

I think having a vegetable garden and an elaborate bird feeder setup would fix me tbh

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ALLEGEDLY in the future, you will be able to exchange 'currency,' objects which people agree have a certain value, for goods and/or services.

Reports indicate that movie theaters will be offering movies in exchange for money.

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Lmao I posted this while not following @dubstep

So you should go follow them too

Dubstep low-key the only good brand account

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Dubstep low-key the only good brand account

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