Mornin'. Mornin'. What you got then? Well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon, egg and spam, egg sausage and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam eggs sausage and spam, spam egg spam spam bacon and spam, spam spam spam egg and spam, spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam, or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Have you got anything without spam? Well, spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. I don't want any spam! Why can't you have egg bacon spam and sausage? That's got spam in it! Not as much as spam egg sausage and spam. Look, can I have… egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Eugh! What do you mean “eugh”? I don't like spam! Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam wonderful spam, lovely spam… QUIET! QUIEEEET!!! Ya can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. WHY NOT!? Aaaah, it wouldn't be egg bacon spam and sausage then would it? I DON'T LIKE SPAM! Don't make a fuss dear, I'll have your spam, I love it! I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam and spam! BAKED BEANS ARE OFF! Well, can I have spam instead? You mean spam spam spam… spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam wonderful spam, lovely spam… QUIET! QUIET!!! My lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam… Another great Viking victory was in the Green