Warning for politics, profanity, and insulting billionaires (lol).
Having to watch losers like Trump, Musk, Zuckerberg, Cook, Nadella, Pichai, and more burn it all to the ground for their own enrichment and witnessing how many minorities and vulnerable people that will suffer due to their hate and greed hurts enough, but the extra salt in the wound is how painfully cringe they are. Seriously, these fucking losers are what is going to accelerate climate change and plunge us into complete turmoil with potentially little to no hope of recovery? These fucking dorks? Donald Trump, a man born by combining everyone’s racist grandad at Christmas dinner to create one super racist? Elon Musk, the guy who fakes being good at video games and reposts dead memes from iFunny? Mark “I’m not a robot” Zuckerberg? Jeff Bezos, who looks like someone tried to recreate The Hood from Thunderbirds from memory? Tim Cook, a man who would disintegrate if he ate anything that had been near a chilli? Satya Nadella, who looks like an AI generated image to the prompt, “the most pathetic looking tech bro alive”? Sundar Pichai, someone so boring I can’t even think of an insult? These are our world ending Bond villains? They don’t even have the courtesy to be charismatic villains, they’re all just pathetic, personality devoid losers with nothing but the desire for more wealth. It’s nowhere near the biggest issue with this made in America oligarchy, but it’s just the shit cherry on top of the shit cake.
It's time gamers, I made the @wastedonion account and will start posting tomorrow! Will post for a week to see how it goes and if it goes well then I'll keep it up! I promise I won't promote this account afterwards, just wanted to at least get it off the ground and make people aware. Cheers!
Welcome to the official page of The Wasted Onion, the only news source. We post the most important and trustworthy journalism that shines light in the dark halls of power and asks the tough questions. They say democracy dies in darkness, we say democracy?
The Wasted Onion posts the best news story every weekday from The Onion and is run by @da-ta in ode to @onion by imadeanaccount.
ok i got some really positive feedback on this so here’s my game plan:
make the account tomorrow and post a few things to introduce the account and The Wasted Onion
post the first story on monday, and then just keep posting once per day when i get time like the original account did.
its basically a spiritual successor to @onion and ode to imadeanaccount, the biggest difference being that instead of being a bot that posts whatever the newest article is on the onion, i’d manually choose and make a little design with this template and post, making it so that i can choose whatever the best or funniest one is (while avoiding the “American Voices” articles completely). plus i can post extra stuff on the weekend, like old articles from the onion or maybe from other satire sites potentially, you never know.
if you think this account sounds interesting to you then let me know! it only makes sense for me to do this if people actually want it and would want to follow y’know?
playing around with a little redesign for @onion, potentially as a new account that i would manually post to rather than a bot, meaning i can choose which article is the best each day and what not, plus giving it its own identity for wasteof
playing around with a little redesign for @onion, potentially as a new account that i would manually post to rather than a bot, meaning i can choose which article is the best each day and what not, plus giving it its own identity for wasteof
it is very funny to me how the us government is banning tiktok because it's chinese and almost immediately people migrate to yet another chinese app, you couldn't write a funnier punchline
yeah why the FUCK is that Auriali idiot on trending?! the only trend they're leading is being a mega turbo dork!
the fact that 121 people follow me here and 126 people follow me on @da-ta is kinda crazy when I'm just a dumbass who obsesses over branding and music lmao. thank you.
my big “dump all the songs I quite like” playlist has now reached over 1k songs, only took 3 years
a punishment worse than death
literally the 2nd day of 2025 and ive already been banished to england 
It's time, the ta's hangout wrapped 2024 is out now! Check the updated site to see more stats and fun stuff: https://wrapped.hangout.seanjw.com/ (you can also view wrapped 2023 here: https://wrapped.hangout.seanjw.com/2023.html)
Happy new year from me in Scotland to you! 
And everyone else in ta's hangout. I hope you have a lovely 2025 when it arrives for you! 
