fun fact: jeffalo added this button to the wasted onion account after i wrote an article titled “New Wasteof4 Feature Allows Users To Delete Accounts They Don’t Like.“ It’s actually the first ever article I wrote for the wasted onion, you can read it here and see how i’ve (hopefully) improved since then!
hey so i accidentally posted two wasted onion posts one after another today lol. sorry about that! i usually space them out but i went into autopilot and posted them both without thinking lmao
you guys don’t get me and @burrito’s collab. i keep getting cameras put down my throat so that i can keep making my classic “had a camera put down my throat“ posts for burrito to then recycle into whatever affront to god he wants, hence providing both of us internet points on wasteof.money. shame some of you don’t appreciate the hustle 
had a camera put down my throat once again today, how has your day been going?
not sure i want to admit how long it took me to make this articles image in affinity photo lol
By The Wasted Onion: Hitler Debates 20 Leftists On Surrounded
LOS ANGELES, CA—Sparking immediate backlash across social media, Jubilee released a new episode of its popular Surrounded series Sunday featuring Adolf Hitler debating 20 leftists.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/hitler-debates-20-leftists-on-surrounded/
had a camera put down my throat again yesterday, how has your day been going?
sad day for keir starmer fans everywhere...
while i’m right handed, i do wear my watch on my right wrist rather than my left, which is the most common way as people tend to wear watches on their non-dominant hand
good thing that the wasted onion does not use mere money to operate. but rather it is fuelled by the carcasses of dead puppies that are stolen from little children across the world, of which are then thrown into a massive incinerator that is hooked directly into the wasted onion newsroom to power the never-ending bullshit factory.
today is the first time I've scrapped a fully finished wasted onion article. I finished writing it earlier today, read it back later in the day and realised I hated it lol. so yeah, first time that's happened, hopefully won't happen often lol
you’re proverbs but are you proadverbs, proadjectives and pronouns?
