Follow the bovine path / To the fabled mushroom land

But try to keep your excitement / From getting out of hand

The location of the island / Has gone without a lurch

But some remaining evidence / Is found inside a church

To infiltrate the locked chamber / May feel a load of fog

But a guide rests within / The portrait of a dog

Gather the runes, unlock the door / Hone your mental velocity

Travel to a land once of legend / And face the Mooshroom Monstrosity!

I tried . . .